Wednesday 22 May 2013

Seven deadly sins of being a Malay racist girl

This is going to be tough for you girls who are trying to be a Malay racist for the first time.

Okay girls, pay close attention.

You all Malay racist girl wannabes must adhere to the followings at all costs -


1. Don't ever smile at any handsome Chinese guy, especially if he is a DAP supporter, no matter how hard he tries to be friendly with you.

2. Don't ever agree to go for tea with a handsome Chinese guy, especially if he is a DAP supporter.

3. Don't ever agree to go for dinner with a handsome Chinese guy, especially if he is a DAP supporter.

4. Don't ever let a handsome Chinese guy holds your hand after dinner, especially if he is a DAP supporter. It's haram anyway.

5. Don't ever feels flattered if you receives an expensive bouquet of flowers at your office from a handsome Chinese guy, especially if he is a DAP supporter.

6. Don't ever believe whenever a handsome Chinese guy tells you that you are beautiful and intelligent, especially if he is a DAP supporter.

7. Don't be an idiot by waiting for a call or a text message from a handsome Chinese guy, especially if he is a DAP supporter. Slap yourself three times if such thoughts crept into your head.

If you fail to avoid these seven deadly sins of being a Malay racist girl, then you better go and jump into a river.

If you feel weak because the Chinese guy really looks like some handsome Korean actor, try to remember what they did to our good moderate Malay leaders such as Datuk Abdul Ghani Othman in GE13.

Be tough.

Ok, I need to switch off my phone and go to sleep now...the bastard never even bothered to text me tonight....

Good night.

63 comments:

  1. Gud nite dear Annie, dream of lah.. just a plain looking Malay male with a life time supply of love and most importantly loyalty he he he..

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    1. Be tough but never become rough. Who follows passions must be prepared to lose love

      Annie oi, if you can't go to sleep ....

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oIVfcOeIJyQ

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    2. AIYAH chinamen all small cocks...so wtf..where got handsome chinaman?????hahahahahahahah..all chinamen ugly like fuck...why u say korean all the time ah?????cmon..u stupid lah..go for ur own kind enuff..hahahahahaha

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    3. APALAH LAHANAT KAU MENGARUT NI

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  2. Ok Annie, will do BUT where in Msia lah do you find 'handsome'Chinese guys so I can practice all of the above :(

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  3. Lol. Annie, ini kisah benar ke? :P

    Baiklah. But I think it would be difficult. Bcoz once u fall for someone, u dnt really care which party he supports or what race he is. Love is blind, really. Ignore mcm mana pun, it will keep coming back to haunt you.

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  4. Chill girl ... matters of the heart defies logic - wishing you all the best :-)

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  5. You are a blooody RACIST!!

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  6. Annie,

    My late dad is half-Chinese but neither my sisters nor I like Chinese men however handsome they are. My sisters are married to Malays and my husband is an American. I can take Korean or Japanese guys but definitely not Chinese! Why? I rasa geli geliman whenever I think of Chinese! Sorry for being a Malay racist!

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    1. Anon...Me too . Chinese men just dont do it for me. Japanese however....a whole different story. U gotta check them out for yourself Annie.

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  7. maybe he stumbled on your blog and was slapping his forehead repeatedly? *grin* you know, politics doesn't always have to be a deal breaker. :P

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  8. Aiya Annie,handsome only sssooooo.....boooorrring lah. If we were to go for a hunk other than our hot blooded gatal male of the species, definitely will be a good looking and VIRILE mat saleh :)

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  9. 1. al-Fatihah: The Opening

    1 In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.
    2 Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds,
    3 The Beneficent, the Merciful.
    4 Master of the Day of Judgment,
    5 Thee (alone) we worship; Thee (alone) we ask for help.
    6 Show us the straight path,
    7 The path of those whom Thou hast favoured; Not the (path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray.

    Annie,

    Not all chinese are racist, many are just led astray. Differentiate between them. Should avoid the racist at all cost, even fight them but the one led astray should be made to realise what they have got into and hopefully they'll get back to the right path.

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  10. Aiya annie You like Cina bukit? Why dont You go out with other races me for example?

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  11. Dear Rocky Bru,

    Till when do you plan to put in your blog roll the musings of a jilted girl confused with her ethnicity? I mean, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, I know, but if so where did people such as this Annie and Big Cat come from?

    Hope you clarify, dear Rocky Bru.


    Sincerely,

    VirginStill

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    1. wow, sounds more like an envious Frigid-virgin :)

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    2. You no still virgin, you lie. you talk like from experience ah.

      Labia Majora

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    3. Anon 08:03, I like reading BigCat and sweet Annie's ramblings. Annie may not be as sweet as b4 PRU 13 but she is still a sweetheart. I like their writings.

      They deserve to be in Rocky's blog roll.

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  12. In the 50th up to the 80th ,when the Malay look at the Chinese ,they see communist face or their supporters in them ,that what I was told.
    After PRU 13 ,when the Malay look at the Chinese ,they see DAPs or their choreography in them ,when will they look like Malaysian is for them to UBAH.

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  13. Hi Annie,

    Don't fight the feeling. REO Speedwagon kata :))

    Silly season dah habis. Cina tak suka polisi kerajaan ni dari 1957 lagi - diorang tolerate je sebab terpaksa. Nothing new.

    Like republican hillbillies tak suka banyak dasar kerajaan america.

    Jangan obsess sangat dengan UMNO Johor.

    Both UMNO, DAP need to reform for the good of the country.

    I, myself 70% umno ... 30% PAS... Parti Anwar 0% :))

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    1. Haha, I think my percentage is more or less the same as you :P Parti Anwar mmg 0% lah. Tak kuasa saya.

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  14. A beautiful female chinese collegue told me that in the middle of love-making her husband suddenly stopped and rushed to find his clothings. She was shocked as to why he put on his clothes as if he is in a hurry for business meetings. When asked where the hell is he going....you know what he replied "I forgot to collect the change when I drank kopi at the kopi tiam just now".

    One thing I learned from her is that the chinese live for money and die for money...and the best of all she even told me that her husband has a small pecker. How unfortunate!

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    1. say what? ... open season for racist jokes in the open ...hahaha ... thank you dap .... so liberating. Macam kencing tepi jalan. Malas nak jalan 10 langkah pergi tandas.

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    2. haiya...a chinese with a small pecker?? hahaha....

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    3. malay guy have small...

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  15. Cina-man handsome ke? Love is making you blind Annie! Hehe..

    I think you should go for hunky Mat Salleh *wink* *wink* Cina-man hardcore racist, no respect for people. Some Mat Salleh are closet racist too but ramai yg tak.. go choose the good ones lah ..

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  16. Ha ha ha...Annie,you are hilarious! i can see that you are slowly falling (or already fallen?) for your Chinese friend who took you out for dinner (?) that day....ha ha ha. The beauty of Allah's plan. I have always found blondish mat salleh guys grotesque, and yet I am happily married to a sandy blond european man for 11 years already and I still find him the handsomest and nicest man in the world! But I must say, I do not find Chinese men manly enough for me...it is their lack of hair...facial and bodily hair. How can you call yourself a real man when you don't even have hairy legs? Eww.

    Anyway, all the best of luck in this new journey in your life. If it was meant to be, then it shall be.

    And you are definitely not a racist!

    Ps- i don't care so much on race, but political affiliation is something else. I need to respect the man I am with. Therefore, we need to share the same belief system, including in politics. How to respect a man who openly support a racist party like the DAP? Or worse still, a man who looks up to people like Anwar Ibrahim and Adam Adli, who are nothing more than failure in their own life (3rd class Malay studies in UM? CGPA less than 2.5 in UPSI?) tapi ada hati nak jadi leader and rule a country...only idiots would be willing to be led by idiots! So, susah sikit lah nak terima orang sebegini. Thank God hubby dear cannot stand Anwar or any other hypocrites! Org kita aje suka org macam ni!

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    1. kelakar rasanya... the word racist is being used freely nowadays ....

      Conquistadors, KKK yang belasah blacks, NAZI yang bunuh Jews. South Africans aparthied because the white christians think that other humans are sub-human tu baru racist.

      Ni sikit-sikit racist sikit-sikit racist.

      DAP boleh tak tukar Lim Kit Siang /Karpal. If need be you keep LGE je. Dah tak larat layan uncle-uncle nih. Dah dinasours dah.

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  17. Can be cute but certainly never charming. You gotta look at the whole package beb. Lots more out there why waste your time. Life is short. Enjoy!!

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  18. No TQ. Anak2 tak cantik nanti. Sorry, just a personal preference.

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  19. It is hard to find handsome chinese guys. Japanese and koreans have better looks. They even behave well and more cultured. I find the chinese guys very jinjang in their looks, their choice of dressing and overall their attitude. I went out for dinner once with a chinese guy at chilis klcc. He ordered chicken and boy was i so embarassed at his table manners.he ate the chicken and strewed the bones all around the dinner plate and then as we were talking he was busy picking hi teeth with a tooth pick. I guess it is because almost all the decendants of the chinese inmalaysia are from the rural south of china from the extremely poor peasant origins.they are so used to only eating porridge using a bowl and chopsticks. This also explain why the chinese owned pavillion in kl has got the big peasant bowl with the fountain built. You see the connection? Furthermore, i just dont like their hair . All straight and hanging down beside their ears. And they also only bath once a day which explain their peculiar odour.

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    1. Maybe u went out with the wrong Chinese Malaysian guy kot. My colleague is very poised and sopan. And super handsome too :D

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  20. Melayu brg baeek huhu..

    Stylooyloo

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  21. Annie, are you torn between love and politics? Follow your heart, baby!

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    1. Dear annie, yeah just follow your heart. :)
      *Love is in the air*

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  22. make sure before you make love to ca ya nun alif, ask him to clean his berak first.

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    1. itu boleh swipe der..yg kena putun to yg pengting..bersih 4.0..hahaha

      styooyloo

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    2. OMG, this is so disrespectful...

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  23. No Annie!!! Don't go to the dark side!!!.. lol

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  24. Cina hensem itu spy DAP la annie! DAP hantar utk korek secret dari Annie sebab blog annie popular ! Hahaha.

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  25. I hope he is worth it. It sounds like you like him. Good luck for love to you. Remind him if he is serious that he needs to communicate better (and more often).

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  26. Annie. Playboy tu.

    Orang lelaki kalau betul minat kat kita, dia cari kita bukan kita cari dia.

    Kedekut tak? Kalau tak, go for it .... lol

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  27. That bastard...ha ha..but u seem missing him holding your hand ...

    You are in love dear Annie..

    Go for it... your heart say yes but your head say no...

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  28. Annie, if you are a muslim, your first priority is to find a fellow muslim who can lead you, to be your soul mate.

    To choose an non-muslim, (no matter how handsome, rich, or what) who will recite the shadahah, just to marry you, both of you are just going to drift away from Islam. A good man is for a good woman, vice versa. It is in the Quran.

    Think careful. The greatest gift Allah can bestow to any human, is to be a Muslim. Don't ever lose that.

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    1. iye ke? Allah told you himself ye. Banyak sangat baca hadis yg bukan2 dan mendengar Ular-mak ni. Yg kawen dgn mamat melayu amat lah stressful awak sedar ke tidak. Senang aje di dua/tiga/empat kan..sebab *hak* konon. tanya balik diri sendiri apa yg awak cakap tu dan pikir banyak2 sebelum buka mulut.

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    2. Annie, its just a chemical reaction inside your brain. When this resides...haiya.. thats when we see the true color mah. For now the kentut busuk pon tak kesah kan. Cari byak2 bercinta lah byak2 lagi. Cinta ni kita kena practice kenal macam2 punya keranah. Then we choose... or we dont. nothing wrong with that.

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    3. Anon 23 May 2013 21:32:

      Ada je yg x kahwin 2/3/4. Don't overgeneralize Muslim men lah.

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    4. Anon 21:32.

      I am just quoting the Quran, read Surah An-Nur. Whether you want to believe or follow the Quran or not, that's your choice.

      Do not confuse between between the teaching and what is being practised.

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    5. anon 23.34 and anon 02.18 - are classic examples of cognitive dissonance. Its hard to argue with you guys. Critical thinking deficient.

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    6. Anon 07:$@,

      If you are a muslim (better is muslimin/muslimin) you don't argue with what was said in the quran. You just try your level best to comply.

      Leave the critical thinking to worldly stuff. Plenty of that to keep the mind occupied.

      If you are not a muslim or a non-practising muslim, I rest my case.

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    7. "Comply with Quran" yeah we see a lot of that around and what happened to it- ok as long as you dont think we should do the same too. Critical thinking = worldly stuff, wtf ?????....hmmm, like I said , its hard to argue with you guys

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    8. Yeah, our destiny in this world was already fixed but our destiny in the hereafter depend on our choice now.

      If we prefer heaven then we should make all the effort required to reach there by following the Quran and Sunnah. Read the books, dont just follow the ulamaks. Not all of them are in the right path. This path is not easy.

      If we like be in hell with all our idols of this world, then just follow our heart and our desire. It's full of fun.

      We have a choice!

      The prophets are sent to give us reminders, not to be responsible for our choice and actions.

      You do not have to argue with us, we also do not want to argue with you, just to share gravity of the task to reach our desired place in the hereafter.

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  29. Hahahahahaha...really cute and funny.

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  30. Oh God. Kalau tak kawin balak Cina pun tak mati lah.

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  31. Perhaps we should advocate MCL - Marry Chinese Last

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  32. Right now i'm trying to avoid sin #7..trying hard not to slap myself..haha The other sins already done.

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  33. My advice to you Annie,
    I know you are a Muslim. What thing that you could do to that handsome Cina guy:-
    1. Give him an Al-Quran with Chinese Translations and ask him to read
    2. When dating ask him what Surah that he already read and elaborate it to you;
    3. Then give him an easy to understand book about Islam, Rasulullah and Halal & Haram
    Say this to him "If you love me, you must love my God and my prophet first". By doing this, Insyaallah there will be Taufik and Hidayat for him and you have also doing a good deed for "Kembali ke Jalan Allah" for that guy.

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  34. I don't know how this author could think that Chinese guys are hot while malay guys not so much. From my personal experience I do think that chinese girls are cute and pretty but the chinese boys, nah most of them are very average and plain features. The chinese boys generally I think not as cute as malay boys, they're less manly, with very plain facial features, not masculine enough. Many malay boys look plain as well but a good proportion also have attractive facial features (though shorter body-build). Want proof? in my college ALL mixed couples I know are of chinese girlfriends vs malay boyfriends, I see this kind of couple frequently, was shocked at first but thinking back it was not so strange IMO. One time back in school when I had to attend a camp, and all the other groupmates were mostly chinese girls from a nearby Chung Hwa school, when I was introducing myself all the girls were whispering (VERY loudly) among themselves "oh very cute! very cute!". Of course I was embarrassed by their very open compliment, but I did say thank you (in somewhat euphemistic way), and they understood that I was not comfortable and quickly shut their mouth. And I am a 100% pure malay from pantai timur, you couldn't find a malay with purer lineage than I am. Recently some chinese girls also gossiping among themselves that I am so "lengcai" bla bla bla while staring at me, they thought I couldn't understand very simple chinese language.

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  35. all chinese people are racism. i hope all chinese get out from my land. you are the descendants of communist. especially DAP. DAP is the essence of modern communism is conquering Malaysia.

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  36. yeayeayea piece of shit you talking about? racism is shit, world is changing cave people

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  37. Believe me girl, men are all the same no matter what race or religion. Even if they marry Miss Universe, give them just a week, their eyes will be ogling at the sight of pairs of legs exposed by skirts of inappropriate length. If their wives are slim they will be hunting for fat girls for a change of taste - if not in real life at least in their mind or in their dreams if they are too scared of their wives or their gods. Similarly if they have fair-skinned wives, they will long to taste a brown-skinned ones so on and so forth. Their motto will be 'hari-hari makan kat rumah mana syok. Kadang-kadang kena tukar selera makan kat restoran'. If they can afford it they will keep spare tyres somewhere, or marry another one or two across the border or marry four in Malaysia if they can convince their first wives of the rewards of heaven and payung emas. Ever wonder why patron of cabarets, karaoke bars, dangdut centers and even prostitute dens are majority married men? See those splashing money in Hatyai or Golok. Are they not mostly married men?

    Annie. Marraige is such a big gamble. If you manage to fish out the last remaining boleh tahan one and nail him down before he goes astray you'll be lucky to be sehidup semati unless he quietly murders you in your sleep because his secret girlfriend told him to do so to solve the problem of her pregnancy without a potential husband.

    If you marry one who is too handsome or fully loaded running around in Merc or BMW, you'll have a lot of problems from day one but again if you marry one who is below average you will curse yourself every morning as soon you open your eyes and see a gorilla or a wimp sleeping beside you. If you marry a smart one, he will declare your writings are rubbish as soon as you post them and your house will be a battle zone every day of the year. However if you marry a stupid one, he will not know what you are trying to say even if you write a Pulitzer-winning piece unless you tell him to say something nice or else he won't get his daily you-know-what.

    So what now Annie? You still want to get married? Go to any shopping center, close your eyes and spread your arms wide. Whoever run into your arms and if he agrees to be your hubby, grab him, drag him to kadi's office and hope your future will turn out the best

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  38. My bf Chinese.. I'm Malay. We can be happy till now even he's support DAP.. Annie.. u must find love from yo heart no politics or hondsome guy. Peace

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