Apparently this posting of mine had drawn quite a lot of attention.
I had among others received an email from Dr Brenden Tempest-Mogg, the president of Warnborough College (UK) over the matter. Unlike his former students, the guy seems to be a cool fellow.
He had given me permission to republish this clarification about his establishment which was originally intended for The Star newspaper,
Apparently, Dr Ranjit Singh Malhi was not satisfied with my apology for making him angry over this posting. He had send me two more emails, castigating me for this posting. Well, honestly, I don't really know what else to say. Apparently graduates of Wamborough University (or is it College?) are not very humorous people.
I wish I can share those emails here so that readers of this blog may understand how seriously offended he was, but since he had marked them PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL, I decided to honor it by refraining from doing so.
Apparently, this posting of mine had attracted quite a hostile reaction from one Dr Ranjit Singh Malhi.
These are his emails,
Well, Dear Dr Ranjit Singh Malhi
I'm actually very sorry that you took serious offense of this little posting of mine.
I sincerely do not know who you are, but please believe me that this posting was only meant for a laugh or two. I did it on the spur of the moment after reading about the subject matter in other blogs. I hope you could understand and forgive me for it and not be too vexed with me.
Dr Ranjit Singh Malhi, since you took the trouble to write to me to express your indignation about this posting, as a sign of appreciation, I would like to dedicate this little sketch to you so that it may cheer you up a bit. Cheers. (Note: I believe God can forgive Mr Atkinson and can see that the sketch was just for fun.)
Why the doctor?
Because I can fake it.
Yes, for the purpose of this posting you all can refer to me as Dr Annie.
Nice isn't it.
Hmmm, let me tell you that I actually obtained my Phd in philosophy and anthropology from University of Middlesex, UK. (Note: Go search for the university and see if you can find it).
Oh, by the way, I also have a law degree from another UK university, you know.
And as proof of the authenticity of my doctorate and stupendous academic achievements, here is my photo on my graduation day which goes with my CV,
Well, hot and intellectually impressive aren't I?
Now, which gigantic GLC wants to hire me as its president and CEO?
How about you all at Felda Global Venture?
Hey, come on la, just dump this guy,
and replace him with me.
My qualification were fakes?
Well, so does the qualification of that ugly guy you all appointed as your president and CEO, isn't it?
At least I'm nicer to look at, aren't I?
That picture of mine is fake too?
Well, even if I put my real picture, I am certain I'm still nicer to look at than that ugly bald man.
Tan Sri Isa Samad, what do you think? You want to hire me or not?
(Note: For perspective, read Warnborough, revisited (possibly with a lawyer letter)