Saturday 16 November 2013

KJ must had made Guan Eng jealous

Okay, before I start writing this posting, I need to put it on record that what I'm about to tell is a real story. Really, I don't make this one up.

I know, most of you all will not want to believe me after reading this posting, but still, for this one, I feel that I need to do my best to convince you that I'm telling the truth and nothing but the truth. Read on and you will know why.

Really lar, I don't lie one.

This particular incident happened just weeks before the GE13 in May.

I was at that time at the DAP headquarters somewhere near Pudu. Yes, I do occasionally go there. Don't ask me why I'm there as I don't want my cover blown, okay.

It happened that there was a Press conference by DAP's handsomest guy Lim Guan Eng there that day.

I'm not going to give you details except that  it was a press conference to announce one of DAP's candidates who will be contesting in the election.

I had quietly went into the room which was packed with journalists and sat at one corner. After all, the DAP guys told me the press conference was about something very important.

From the way the journalists behaved, I believe I could tell who among them were supportive of DAP and who were the ones who don't really give a damn about what Guan Eng was about to talk about.

The various news portal and Chinese newspapers reporters occupied the front row seats and looked very eager while their colleagues from the mainstream media sat at the back rows and chit chatting among themselves as they waited for Guan Eng and his gang to start the press conference.

As Guan Eng entered the room and took his seat facing the reporters, the first remark that he did was," Wah! Regina also here. Hi Regina!".

Guan Eng was actually smiling from ear to ear and started behaving a bit like a very happy nerdy Chinese schoolboy.

Regina Lee, who was then a reporter with the Star was sitting in one of the front seats.

I was at the back of the room and therefore could not see or hear if Regina had responded in any way to Guan Eng's rather enthusiastic exclamation and sudden funny behavior.

Then Guan Eng turned to the other reporters and his DAP gang and chuckled, "Regina is from Star. Very powerful. I'm now scared la...."

I didn't see how Regina reacted to that. But it was obvious, Guan Eng did like her quite a bit....as a reporter, I guess.

So, when Regina joined Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin as his Press secretary, I did wonder what had happened.

I don't think it's because KJ has the hots for her. Regina is after all married.

I rather believe that KJ hired her more to project an image of Umno being inclusive.

And according to my friends who know her, she is now no longer the same.

She was said to have fiercely defended her boss KJ and BN's policies whenever she talked with her friends who were mostly DAP supporters.

" If you cut her veins now, I'm quite sure the blood which come out will be of  blue color lah," said one of Regina's friends in reference to the blue color of BN.

Well, I think Guan Eng must be very heart broken when he found out about Regina's alleged transformation.

For better understanding of what Guan Eng must had felt, do look closely at these three pictures and see if you all can spot the features similarities.

Just for fun, okay.





Okay, the last one is a bit old, but still, do you see the similar features of the three ladies?

p.s Guys, please don't be too vulgar in your comments. Thanks

37 comments:

  1. ROTFL. Make my day lah Annie. Good way to start my family holiday. Thanks

    :Dsarah

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    1. We are so happy for you Sarah, Annie is the best !

      Harry

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  2. Musang berbulu ayam pernah dengar?

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    1. KJ ataupon Rocky brute ?

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    2. serigala berbulu biri-biri pernah dengar ?
      Harimau bertopeng babi pernah dengar ?
      Annie (yg tidak berkelayakkan) berlagak macam consultant, pernah baca ?
      Buaya berkaki dua pernah jumpa ? kesahnya buaya jenis banyak terdapat dlm parti UMNO.

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  3. Sharp betul la u Annie.....

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    1. mana yg sharp, bulu bawah Annie ke ?

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  4. Really hilarious. Thank for sharing.

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  5. The first is Guan's dream that he'll never have, the second is what he wished didn't happen or never discovered while the third is his living nightmare.

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    1. Hahaha.. poor wife. Always get the shorter end of the stick. That's why.. siapa suruh kahwin dengan "handsome" papa boy? ;p

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    2. Next post Annie should put in the picture of Najib's dream lovers...Ziana Zain, Altantuya, and Rosmah.

      Annie's dream lovers...Mukhriz, Ghani, KJ and Subramaniam.

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  6. hahaha! LOL. Naughty la you Annie.

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    1. kah..kah..kah...! not naughty, but its call bitching.
      Annie loves to bitch from pig to dog and now pompuan.

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  7. ..chuckle...he..he.., annie. now you know the trick..



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  8. Annie, your grammar is astonishing. Surely, Umno can help? Yes? No? Thought so.

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  9. Annie..annie...u r really cheeky blogger. If suddenly Reggina wants to call off day and quite of becoming secretary...I think u r the best next person..with ur amoi looks, definitely KJ will choose u.

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  10. Re. She was said to have fiercely defended her boss KJ and BN's policies whenever she talked with her friends who were mostly DAP supporters.

    So does the cuckcoo@parasit bird in the host nest.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mb0GOITRUU

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  11. The last one.. Aiyoh lah Annie..

    I already lost my appetite and for the next one week I will abstain from sex. potong stim betul....

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    1. anon 12:51, wait till you see Annie pictures, you will abstain from sex for the next one year, totally hilang stim !

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  12. Annie ni memang biadap dan kurang ajar, tak tahu lah betapa 'cantik' muka annie, tolong kasi tunjuk muka boleh ?
    Kalau Annie dah bodoh pon janganlah nak heboh seluruh kampung, diploma kat UiTM pon tak lulus lagi angan-angan nak jadi PS pada KJ kah?
    Kira jawatan yg paling sesuai bagi Annie adalah jadi press secretary kepada Ibrahim Ali, kedua-dua ni kaw-kaw racist.

    Great minds discuss ideas
    Average minds discuss events
    Small minds discuss people

    LOL

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    1. La hidup lagi "LOL" versi Red-beanie Dapster ni...

      Here is one for "NO MIND, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"...

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    2. Paku dulang paku serpih, mengata orang dia yang lebih. Typical dapster! Mrs/Mr LOL yourself. Bravo Annie. You rock girl.

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    3. Wow, you got small mind too. Small dick too?

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    4. looks like small minds commenting here...

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    5. Saraly, it is Miss okay and no dick only shaved pussy.


      LOL

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    6. "Great minds discuss ideas
      Average minds discuss events
      Small minds discuss people" - Well quoted but with selection of words you used my guess you should know which group that you belong to...

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  13. Red bean macai sudah masuk and attack annie.......

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  14. Be very careful when a woman who is your sworn enemy suddenly become your trusted lieutenant. You might lose your balls.

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  15. KJ epitomises the new generation of leaders who don't care whether it is right or wrong. They just follow their instinct and just do it. You know when you follow your instinct? You are following the syaitan. The future is really scary.

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    1. you know you're stupid

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    2. Russia has Rasputin, America has Illuminati, Now Malaysia has our very own Scissorati. Malaysia boleh!

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  16. Betty masa muda mesti rupa macam regina. Haha.

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  17. anon 16.24,
    U must be guan eng....the most handsome chinese in Malaysia.....kakakaka

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  18. gelak besar aku baca this entry. Naughty Annie! but very witty too.

    LOL kat atas ni need to learn how to take a chill pill. relax la brother, toksah la kutuk2 orang macam ni.

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    1. LOL kat atas itu versi Red beanie Dapster. He/she is pretenting to be the follower called LOL from Helen's blog who is also a "TOTOK UMNO/BN."

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  19. SAYA X TAHU PAHALA APA YG DI PEROLEHI OLEH ANNIE YG SUKA MAKI HAMUN DAN MEMBURUK BURUKAN ORG LAIN..ALLAH MAHA BERKUASA.

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    1. Kalau tak tahu dok diam diam.

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