Monday 8 July 2013

Spicing up Kuala Besut

Both BN and Pas are going to announce the name of their candidate for the coming Kuala Besut by-election tomorrow.

Despite the specter of a hung state assembly in the case of a Pas win, this is perhaps going to be the most unwanted by-election ever.

Both sides seem not all that excited to go to battle again, so close after the bruising GE13.

The much divided BN Terengganu is still in the process of assessing the damage it had inflicted upon itself during the election, while Pas hardly thinks it can do much to overturn the BN's over 2,000 majority in that constituency.

Terengganu BN chairman and Umno chief DS Ahmad Said is not likely to even enjoy going to Kuala Besut, the stronghold of his rival DS Idris Jusoh.

Pas on the other hand may not really fancy going to battle, knowing the chances of them winning to be very slim. There are not even that many Chinese voters in the constituency to help them turn the tide.

Others do not seem all that excited too.

I don't think Lim Guan Eng is going to help with the campaigning there. This is Melayu punya hal and he knows that showing his face in Kuala Besut will not help  Pas' chances that much.

The fact that the by-election will be held during the fasting month will makes it even more boring as people like Pas' deputy president Mohamad Sabu may find it hard to spice up their ceramah. They need to appear extra pious during the holy month. For once, there will probably be no bad mouthing of DS Rosmah Mansor.


It is therefore not surprising that stories about the by-election were rather mundane so far.

The only really colorful story I had heard about the by-election is the possibility of Pas fielding self-styled superstar preacher  Azhar Idrus


You can click on the link above to get details of the guy (the good stuff) which were probably written in the Malay version of the Wikipidea by one of his die-hard fans.

This guy is as popular as Harian Metro among a lot of Malays. He is a cross between Mat Sabu, Harun Din and the not so funny Senario comedy troupe.

His popularity reached a new height not too long ago after he was spotted driving a Ferrari. It was later clarified that the car actually belongs to a friend.

And here is Azhar on his wedding day, also not too long ago.


And here is Azhar in action at one of his ceramah.


If Azhar is indeed to be named as Pas' candidate for Kuala Besut tomorrow, I'm quite sure the by-election will be more meriah. Most Malays love these sort of stuff, I think.

53 comments:

  1. Ustazah Annie, u don't have to think about LGE too much, he is a nobody, period !!

    Bila nak bantai cina lagi ??

    Ingat, Azahar tu umat Muhammad jugak seperti Ustazah Annie. Jangan hina sesama umat Muhammmad, seperti Annie menghina orang-orang Kafir di Malaysia setiap hari.

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    1. kalo umat muhd. tapi perangai hampeh nak di sanjung worship jugak...memang lah Melayu bodoh.

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    2. AzharIdrus Serba Tahu Belit alam9 July 2013 at 23:37

      Azhar Idrus ni dulu main bass untuk band Iklim dan penyanyi nya Suci Dalam Debu Saleem.
      Gua suka baca kemahiran Azhar Idrus ni dalam soal seks. Kalau nak tahu hukum pasal jilat kemaluan isteri kena tanyalah Azhar Idrus haha...

      Kena tanya juga kat Azhar Idrus orang trangganu, mu jilat ke kemaluan isteri muda nombor tiga tu? Mcm mana tu janggut tambah extra sensation lah gua suppose LOLZ.

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  2. Kalau ostad badut ini jadi calon Pas, surely Umno akan menang. Dia punya badut sudah tidak kelakar lagi.

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  3. looks like Annie got seks story about Azhar, pls share.

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  4. Cant imagine making love with that beardy guy. Eeee so geli...la

    org muo

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    1. Beware, beardy Azhar is coming to make love to you tonite, enjoy !!

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  5. Terengganu PAS commissioner, Abdul Wahid Endut has already said that it is not him. The likely candidate also goes by the name of Azhar but it is definitely not him.

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    1. pray god is not Azhar, otherwise Annie the Ghani will have a field day to badmouths the poor Azhar until the election is over.

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    2. Anon 22:44
      Of course God is not Azhar. No need to pray for that, you silly man/woman.
      ha ha ha ha....

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    3. I don't think the candidate is gonna be him. He doesn't speak in the same language as people in Kuala Besut. So, I don't think so. The candidate for Kuala Besut must be local from that area as well. People in Kuala Besut speak Kelantan's dialect, not pekat ganung like UAI.

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    4. silly Annie..kah..kah..kah.... can't grasp the sentence by Anon 22:44, poor thing!!

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  6. Dear Annie the Ghanie
    I don't know how the 0.80% odd Malaysian of the Chinese origin voters will go this time because we can scrutinize the trend and the way they vote by the Saluran undi. This much oppressed, victimized race of all races in this country, devoid of their own newspapers, own schools, own grand burial sites, own culture, own everthing will surely go with the ugly old hag the inciter of hatred, of jealousies, of polarization of racial tension none other than Lim Kit Siang and his blycreem son Guan Eng. These two will definitely make a couple of appearances in Besut to incite the odd Chinese to go against the government,the MCA (wonder whether the MCA is still around??)and the Malaysian unity at large. We must look and observe carefully, if not clinically at where the Chinese votes will go

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    1. nak tanya .... what is wrong to go against the corrupt gomen ?? Jawab jangan tak Jawab !! kah..kah..kah...

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    2. It's not wrong to vote against corrupt government , but as long as Chinese are in Malaysia any government will be corrupted .

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    3. Like the indon movies ..ini bukan Wang sogok..ini angpow budaya loor

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    4. Yeah, brilliant answer lufang.

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    5. apa... ini semua cina punya salah pasal UMNO/BN rasuah...kah..kah.kah...

      nanti Annie tak dapat jodoh pon cina punya salah-lah !!

      memang pandai punya lufang, tabik !!

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    6. nasib baik namanya lufang, dan bukan lubang or lobang !!

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    7. Apa lagi Cina mahu?

      Cina mahu Melayu mati!

      That's according to Helen Ang and I believe her 'cos dia orang Cina!

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    8. ceteknya otak Anon 20:45, satu ekor helen ang sudah cukup tipu berjuta orang2 melayu.....

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  7. Annie,

    This ustaz seems to remember his hard rock days with glee. I guess not all is bad; at least some of us can come out alright like the ustaz!
    Did you know Kuala Besut was the area where the Ratib Al-Haddad and the Syahadat Tokku ( the amalan of the Ba 'Alawi sufis or spiritual practices of the ahlil bait - Syed and Sharif) used to be recited by many assemblies of orang Melayu for long decades until the wahhabi ulama pronounced it illegal in the 1980's .. .... But who can extinguish the inspiration of "Nur Muhammad" or the love and fellowship of the ahli sufi Melayu - the people of the heart?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=O-7ozhnakIQ

    Allahumma salli ala Muhammadin, nuril anwar wa rahmatul alamin !
    Allah blesses and praises His Muhammad, the Light of lights and a Mercy to the Universe!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=G4Kj6iUvBmE

    Selamat berpuasa Ramadan sekalian orang mukmin .....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7FxkqDBYrIA

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  8. this is what you get Annie....write trash and get rubbish comments !!

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  9. when you ask about the woman beside him ,he will say that he borrow his friend wife.

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    1. .......and his friend is happened to be YOU !!

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    2. he he sakit hati ....please la bro...the way you defend him ,you must be his best friend

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    3. Menyampah tengok ostat kaki kumpulnonok ni. Ceramah dia memang bodoh. Lucu sikit pon tidak. Orang bodoh aje duk melopong mendengar the crap that comes out from his mouth.

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  10. been awhile since i read ur stuff..
    wow uve got some haters(BN + Pas/DAP/PKR)now annie...
    good job girl...

    p/s--->btw, annie the ghanie sounds cool to me!!!!! lol

    -Glory

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  11. Hopefully the moniker won't stick around. You wouldn't be offended Annie, aren't you?

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  12. A not so handsome bearded middle age man in dressed in robes, can attract tens of thousand to his tazkirah, a 26 year old sweetie as third wife, drive sports car, can pluck guitars, massively popular on YouTube.

    What have all of you got?

    Stop being jelaous!

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    1. That this bearded fucking ugly middle age man is a FAKE and preaches stupidity , inventing his own hadis and using it to control people, especially the dumb ones like you, does not matter yeah. You only see his MATERIAL wealth gathered from being able to fool idiots like you. Stupid is as stupid does..haha

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    2. having a 26 year old *sweetie* as third wife ( a malas desperado virgin looking for an easy life actually), driving sports car, can pluck a few chords ( so can I even way better, can play classical ) with a massive herd of just as pathetic and moronic LEMBUS on Youtube..... is something to be proud of????? Really???? You then my friend must be some real loser !! Orang kampung kalo dapat duit sikit ini lah jadi.Tarak class langsung. Haprak macam ostat snake oil vendor ni pon bole jadi hero.....MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    3. Say what you want but your insults were smack on jealousy.

      You'll never get anywhere in life with this attitude.

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    4. anon 4.44

      Stop being STUPID!!

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    5. Hohoho..hahaha..heheeh. Ustad AUTA ada ramai die hard fan bengap macam ni memang lah HANCUR negara!!!

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    6. Tell me anyone in Malaysia that can command 30,000 to 40,00 people to attend his tazkirah, totally on their free will. None of the politicians can do that. Those UMNO and Pakatan supporter are paid to attend. Those attending Najib's do are FORCED to attend.

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    7. Tengok ustad berjanggut panjang ni geli lah. Mesti banyak kutu yang menjadi penghuni dijanggutnya. His young wife got no brains only sees money. Can you imagine sleeping with this guy? Not to mention his smell! Must be really stinky! What about his kentut? Old men tend to fart more than normal!

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    8. Jangan membenci dan memncaci, nanti kamu dapat yang serupa.

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    9. ANON 12.58

      yg ko sebuk kenapa. suka hati orang lah. ko lagi SETAN sebab mengharap dan orang yg tak baik dan bukan> itu ko tak nampak kan Biasa lah typical melayu dgn * nasihat* bodoh dia.

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    10. Sah andartu die ni

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    11. Mengapa sensifif sangat? Ko ni spesis "tak laku laku" ke?

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    12. hehe.. yg ko pon sensitif kenapa pula.... jantan tak laku sah ni. hanya bole bermimpi.... kuakuakuakua

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    13. Ye, memang tak laku. Cuba try cari minah yang seangkatan disini. Ko nak ke?

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    14. Bobo can be popular as him...so proud with youtube popularity.chit!
      Now tell me..why does he not follow the sunnah by marrying janda? Just look how he qouting the muslim scholar to justify his act nikoh anak dara...see how selective he is.
      When people question bout her wealth...he denied .saying he s so poor, his ewifee s car still in bengkel....enjin barai..if so..he clearly tak berkemampuan financially.....
      This ostaz...is pure preacher.

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  13. I luv to listen to his ceramah/jokes-that all about him that i like. But i wont vote for him if he ist he candidate. No way

    I dont worship him to extend that i will feel offended if any one criticiced him, sometimes he deserves it...mulut macam puaka but as they said orang gganu cakap macam tu.....


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  14. Be careful if you follow his tazkirah. Dia dengan senang2 menghalal perkara yang di haramkan oleh ulamak lain.

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  15. if umno loses kuala besut, it will be easier to kick najib out. lets sembahyang hajat for umno to lose.

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    1. kick your balls first before kicking Najib out !!

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    2. How do I kick my own ball?

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  16. SS. u write well

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  17. Ramadhan Mubarak (Have a Blessed Ramadhan) !
    Surah Al-Baqara, Verse 183:
    يَا أَيُّهَا الَّذِينَ آمَنُوا كُتِبَ عَلَيْكُمُ الصِّيَامُ كَمَا كُتِبَ عَلَى الَّذِينَ مِن قَبْلِكُمْ لَعَلَّكُمْ تَتَّقُونَ

    O you who believe! fasting is prescribed for you, as it was prescribed for those before you, so that you may guard (against evil).

    As one Muslim to another, Annie it is better for you to remove some of the bitterness in your heart.

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    1. is not some.... but the wholesome of bitterness in Annie hearts since the defeat of Ghani the Annie Chap from Johor in GE13, and moreover turning herself into a Drama Queen !!

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  18. I think he is the ostad that says man cannot wear pink...

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