Saturday 13 October 2018

Najib the troll

Yesterday, there's this story by national news agency Bernama,

Police confirm Najib's aide lodged police report

excerpts ;

Yesterday, Najib in his official Facebook status, said he had asked his aide to lodge a police report to enable a police investigation to be initiated regarding the allegation that he was involved in the case of the murder of several individuals including Mongolian model, Altantuya Shaariibuu and Deputy Public Prosecutor, Datuk Anthony Kevin Morais.

I was like, what the hell this Najib is trying to do.

Honestly, I don't follow Najib's FB page. In fact I don't even have any active FB account. Last time I set up one was just to play Zynga Poker game.

So I asked my best friend, who is a homemaker living in Kuantan what was going on.

She's quite a fan of Najib's FB page these days. Said she enjoys Najib's trolling and think he's quite funny after no longer being the PM.


Instead of explaining to me, she forwarded this piece, which writer I honestly don't know;

 NAJIB LAPOR NAJIB

Bagi yang tak mengikuti apa kisahnya, ini kronologi peristiwa:

1. Lim Kit Siang tuduh Najib terlibat pembunuhan Teoh Beng Hock, Altantuya dan Hussain Najadi.

2. Najib kata dia tak terlibat.

3. LKS tak puas hati dan kata akan minta gomen mulakan siasatan baru.

4. Najib kata dia setuju dan dia mohon ia dipercepatkan.

5. LKS u-turn kata dia takkan buat dan kalau Najib ikhlas, Najib sendiri dah biat siasatan masa dia PM.

6. Najib kata zaman dia PM memang ada siasatan dan siasatan dapati dia tak bersalah. Pembangkang masa tu juga yang tak puas hati. Kata mahkamah kena beli. Jadi buatlah sekarang ketika pembangkang dah jadi gomen.

7. LKS taichi lagi kata Najib tak faham dan tak rasional.

8. Najib boring, dia kata nanti dia suruh pembantu dia sendiri lapor pasal diri dia dekat polis.

Kesimpulan: Najib lapor Najib.

Ok. Kenapa den up pasal benda ni ada 2 sebab.

Pertamanya den faham rasa frustration orang menuduh kita bertahun-tahun, cerita buruk apa semua bagai tapi bukti satu apa pun yillek. Cerita pasal TP makan dedak amik dana apa benda semua ni dah selalu kena.

Dijaja cerita tu diseluruh pelusuk media sosial tapi bila diminta bukti, bersembunyi, taichi, pusing sana pusing sini. Dijemput datang ke pejabat untuk tengok akaun sendiri pun depa tak nak.

It's frustrating and annoying.

Keduanya, den menulis benda ni sebab Najib ni selalu dicop sebagai kepit dan 'no balls'. Meh den share sikit pandangan den.

Den antara orang yang sangat vokal menyokong Tun M di media sosial dulu semasa Tun serang Pak Lah. Lebih-lebih lagi dengan cerita Budak Tingkat 4, den pun berapi-api setuju Pak Lah step down.

Lepas tu Najib naik.

Den punya doa masa Najib naik tu cuma satu; "Berikan Malaysia seorang pemimpin sekuat Tun Dr Mahathir."

Yes, awal tu den macam korang jugak. Mashaa Allah lembiknya Najib ni. Tak garang, tak vokal, kepit-kepit, ucapan pun tak ummphh..

Den sebagai advokator untuk sejarah Melayu diangkat dan segala yang termaktub di dalam perlembagaan diperkasakan, pada awalnya amatlah tak puas hati dengan Najib ni.

Tapi apa yang mengubah persepsi den adalah fakta bahawa Najib ni bab ekonomi (ada orang panggil Najibnomics) dan bab 'foreign diplomacy' tersangatlah power.

Den tengok fakta-fakta ekonomi:

- Zaman Najib rizab negara naik malah pegangan ekuiti PNB yang mewakili Bumiputera pun naik.
- SSM mencatatkan kenaikan jumlah syarikat Bumiputera tumbuh macam cendawan.
- Banyak agensi-agensi usahawan Bumiputera dan dana disediakan.
- Bantuan kewangan kepada marhaen bawahan termasuk nelayan, petani dan peladang banyak diberikan yang rata-ratanya Bumiputera dapat.
- Skim perumahan dilaksanakan.
- Pusat pendidikan yang fokus pada TVET, Kolej Komuniti dan sebagainya diwujudkan sebagai sebahagian bantuan Bumiputera.
- Najib pun mengamalkan sikap terbuka, dari aspek berdagang sampailah aspek kebebasan bersuara.
- Hubungan antarabangsa menjadi baik.
- Dan macam-macam lagi.

Den dan keluarga memang beza kehidupannya. Dari keluarga susah, alhamdulillah den, adik, arwah abang, bapak dan mama, kehidupan bertambah baik.

Benda tu buat den fikir...

Pemimpin yang kuat ni tak semestinya dia kena pandai berucap, suara kena degor-degor, ayat kena tajam dan lantang. Pemimpin yang baik ni adalah pemimpin yabg buat kerja.

Yang tunjukkan melalui kerja-kerja yang dia buat dan persetankan apa orang nak cakap pasal diri dia.

Eh bukan calang-calang orang dapat reverse timebomb negara, beli balik semua IPP dan konsesi tol yang berat sebelah tau. Tumpu pada prasarana dan infra rakyat, dan bukan gedung-gedung elit untuk orang kaya-kaya saja nikmati. Bukan semua pemimpin yang nak kongsi kekayaan negara dengan rakyat tau.

Bertahun-tahun pemimpin negara cerita pasal GST tapi tak berani buat, dia selamba buat walaupun tau tak popular tetapi sangatlah perlu untuk memastikan ekonomi negara pacu ke depan. Rata-rata bisnes berkembang bawah dia.

Itu yang buat den akui Najib ni pemimpin yang baik.

Bukan pemimpin terbaik sepanjang zaman, bukan tak ada cacat cela, bukan tak ada kelemahan. Tapi overall, dia jaga Malaysia dan rakyatnya dengan baik.

Kalah Najib ni bab persepsi dan imej je lah. Nampak lembik.

Lebih teruk lagi orang keliling dia dan orang yang dapat segala kemudahan sebab diorang pun tak backup dia. Plus pasal 1MDB tulah yang den masih berpegang pada kepercayaan den bahawa its a corporate shit. Nothing more nothing less.

Pada den sekurang-kurangnya Najib tak senyapkan apa yang jadi macam syarikat-syarikat besar lain yang lepas di bail out pun gagal. Najib tukar Arul Kanda untuk jaga dan bisnes mula nak nampak kembali ok.

Tapi tulah.. Sayangnya baru nak tunjukkan hasil optimum lepas siap TRX. Tak sempat..

Apa pun, ni dia dah lapang, kerjanya kuat troll pulak. Tajam pulak tu.

Hari ni troll level dewa-dewa, NAJIB LAPOR NAJIB.

Good luck DS.

35 comments:

  1. Another "friend" forward to Annie story again.

    How original.

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    1. My friend is the one who wrote this,

      https://lifeofaannie.blogspot.com/2017/11/autism-friendly-barber.html

      Okay or not?

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    2. why your fren never write that 1mdb founded by najib can offer thousands or millions of jobs (not billions of songlap) wakakaka

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    3. My friend is a homemaker, not a chartered accountant. And like me, she's not the type who pretends to know everything. Try not to be too silly, okay.

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    4. when a homemaker can write fakta2 ekonomi as above, she surely can write about 1mdb songlap onot right

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    5. Please read carefully. It was written by someone else. My friend just forwarded it to me. I believe she found it somewhere in FB. I don't know who is the writer.

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    6. annie no dumbo dare to write to defend najib 1mdb to the extent dumbos themselves claimed subjudice to discuss najib 1mdb sigh
      whereas all these sarawak report, billion dollar whale & others whacked najib 1mdb to a pulp double sigh

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    7. ANNIE BLOGGING TACTIC NO.5:

      a) Get some standard piece of Umgnok propaganda or pro-Umgnok comment that she wants to put out in her blog.

      b) Pretend that she got it from friend, auntie, grandma, Gondrong In A Funny Mood, a dead dog, or a pizza.

      c) Say: "Well, I don't care, anyway."

      d) Spin

      e) Forget to put YouTube clip

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  2. There is a good article in Malaysiakini today on "Who was the mastermind behind Altantuya's murder".

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  3. pahlawan najib shud bravely put up a SD declaring he & jho low takde salah or songlap & kosong 1mdb was only paper loss or honest kerugian wakakaka

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    1. Brave?

      "Keduanya, den menulis benda ni sebab Najib ni selalu dicop sebagai kepit dan 'no balls'."

      The pinklips pirate was supposed to sue the WSJ over the 2.6 billion story "next Tuesday".

      That was 3 years ago : )

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  4. "https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2018/10/13/supporters-set-up-solidarity-fund-for-najib-and-family/"

    Annie, maybe you can consider setting one on this blog as well?

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    1. Yes.

      Also, please put a big "JUSTICE FOR NAJIB" banner like RPK.

      Also, a "BIRKIN FOR ROSIE" banner and fund, too.

      Thanks.

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  5. Should ask your friend, seriously she think najib wrote all the status? He’s not that sharp that’s why he reluctant to have any open discussion or even QnA during public function when he and his team cannot control the crowd and filter the question. Those ghost writer trying hard to show he can troll others just like Tun Sarcasm way to answer his critics. Dah kalah pun tak belajar n be original..

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    1. My friend seriously thinks Najib wrote all the status.

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    2. dare that arul kanda to go 1mdb roadshow 2.0 (real sillies slapping their own faces) wakakaka

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  6. Haiyaa
    Anak tak lama lagi nak kena bentang budget speech, mesti dok tengah kelupoq juggling figures..

    sementara tu

    Apak kena la cari jalan nak alih perhatian rakyat..

    Kan PH ni party anak beranak..

    Hmmm Port "Dick"-son apa berita terkini?

    Alamak seharian kawasan saya mendung, gelap, sejukkk. Cuaca amat pelik sekali, macam ada benda tak kena aje harini?

    Professor Nasi Lemak

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  7. "Den antara orang yang sangat vokal menyokong Tun M di media sosial dulu semasa Tun serang Pak Lah. Lebih-lebih lagi dengan cerita Budak Tingkat 4, den pun berapi-api setuju Pak Lah step down."

    Hehehehe.

    Annie,

    You realise this comment applies very well to your Ponygod and his flip-flop loyalties?

    Support Dr M, flip flop, support kleptocrat hippo & pirate, then leptocrat hippo & pirate lose power.

    No more flip-flop, it's now straight to irrelevance.

    That is the fate of Lalang Bloggers.....



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  8. Latest news:

    Najib seeks public donation.

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    1. Anon 20:28

      Alamak! turun mengundi cipiut 36,335 aje? Ceh! Kalo bawa semua voters naik bus pi buat dalam stadium bukit jalil pun celuih... dah menang terus bole celebrate situ, berarak keliling stadium, joget2, sya pun bole supply nasi lemak bungkus FOC.. kan jimat kos?

      Humble2 sikit ya dapat majoriti angka cipiut2 saja, sshhh jgn hingaq2 nanti malu kat Wallace Huo ya.


      Professor Nasi Lemak

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    2. Prof Nasi Dedak,

      Dedak dari najib masih ada lagi ke ? Najib pun skrg dah mintak bantuan public donation.

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  9. Following Annie's advice, please dont get excited. Latest news:-

    Anwar won in PD by landslide majority with bigger majority.

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  10. waiting for dumbo to kelentong PD by election anwar victory, i like to be amused by dumbos cause they are clowns, komedi or funnymen wakakaka

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    1. Anon 21:30

      Wakakaka mmg lucu.
      31,016 tepuk..tepuk.. gemurah.

      Boh semua dalam stadium bukit jalil pun separuh stadium masih kosong. Tepuk tepuk tepuk

      Professor Nasi Lemak

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    2. Anonymous13 October 2018 at 21:30

      Just wait for Prof Nasty Berak to turn up.

      His previous Form 3 drop-out job was cleaning the hippo cage at Seri Perdana.

      Now he just makes his paymasters look bad...

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    3. 22:20
      a win is a win mati2 pun nak cakap 1/2 stadium kosong OK najib cakap tabung dedak dumbo dah kosong sila pohpek derma wakakaka

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    4. hehheheheh........I just figured out who is profesor nasi dedak REAL IDENTITY......

      He's Saiful lah!

      Patut lah butthurt - losing deposit! Kih kih kih

      Pi jual dubur u kat tempat lain weiiiii, prof dedak!

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    5. Not just lost deposit, this asshole Saiful was last. He got only 0.000000001 % of votes....kahkahkah

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    6. Anon 23:27 n 00:01

      Tepuk tepukan gemuruh. Kemenangan setakat nak dapat 31K tergedik2 tergolek2.. kesian betoi.

      Justin beiber pasti ketawa berdekah2. Apakan lagi Wallace Huo.

      Professor Nasi Lemak

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  11. I hate to be in Najib's shoes...sitting at home & watching Anwar win by landslide majority.

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    1. Yup..and Najib's supporter Saifool came in last with only 82 votes. Pathetic!

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    2. Hang tau dak..najib ni sebenaq nya ok jugak geliga dia. Tapi dia terlebih pandai finance. Dan suka menipu. Perdana Menteri mana boleh macam tu.

      Kalu oditor tak mau odit akaun tu tak daq lain sebab. Akaun tipu. Kalau pegawai tipu najib, najib kena tipu dek pegawai, awat najib langsung tak ambik apa timdakan pun. Tulis cek beratus juta dari akaun sendiri..mana datang duit..dari raja arab dah mati.. siapa pun dengaq, dia gelak dulu.

      Itu duit FBI dah trace to 681 american pie from tanore from..from..from..1mdb bonds proceeds. FBI la. Tak tipu punya. Malaysia tak pernah buat mana2 peguam negara Malaysia macam ali hamsa (bukan najib) buat gani.

      Najib patut tak payah bunyi. Duduk diam2 dan layan tuduham mahkamah. Dia ada banyak peluang to show Malaysians he is innocent but he did not take that peluang. So sekarang (Tommy Thomas) mahkamah bagi itu peluang. Take it and talk in court. And only in court.

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  12. PH to stand by for rantau by election to deliver the final knock out blow to dumbo wink

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  13. I do follow Najib's fb.As a financially trained educator I find Najib's explanation on finance and economics issues are simple and easy to follow even by those who do not have economics or finance background
    Prof Kangkung

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