Saturday, 11 February 2017

Faces of Umno

Had breakfast with a friend at a mamak restaurant earlier this morning.

As usual, when we talked, there's a bit of politics came in.

The guy used to be an Umno fella but now had joined the rebels.

He was not exactly happy with me for not joining him and the others in the fight against "Umno Najib".

"You can't stay neutral like this. That's cowardly, " he said.

"I just don't want to fight you or our other friends," I replied.

I also told him that for me politics is not life and death.

It's just a bit like football to me. You support MU, I support Chelsea. Enjoy the match and that's about it. I'm not going to die for it or lose friends just because they support a rival team.

In fact, I think I can just drop the nonsense and go away if I get so fed up with the whole thing.

Actually, I did get so fed-up with politics at one point that I almost quit this blog at the end of 2015.

Changed my mind though because I got irritated with some smelly ugly DAP rejects(?) who were bragging that I wanted to quit because they had successfully pressured me to do so.

Fuck them lah. Stupid bastards and bitches....

Well, never mind that.

Anyway, my friend, who used to be 10 times more pro-establishment than me insisted that there's nothing good left in Umno, and therefore it must be destroyed.

"How can you not commit yourself to this cause of saving the country from the corrupt Najib and his equally corrupt people?" he asked me before challenging me to name five people in Umno who can change the perception that the party is totally corrupt.

"There are no more good people in Umno, okay," he heatedly said before I can even start giving him my answer.

Since he seemed to be quite emotional, I just smiled at him and changed the topic. We talked about the movies instead after that.

Actually, even though I no longer consider myself an Umno supporter because of my neutrality, I can actually name five people in Umno whom I think are good and should be the face of Umno. (Note: The number one and two of the party are not included in the list because they are already the face of Umno and that can't be changed)

1. Kelantan Umno chief DS Mustapa Mohamed.

Tok Pa is still the same good guy I have known for years.

2. Foreign Minister DS Anifah Aman.

Anifah is arguably the best minister in the current administration 

3. Second Finance Minister D Johari Abdul Ghani

Jo is cool, no nonsense, intelligent, hard working and probably the hope of Umno's future.

4. PNB chairman TS Abdul Wahid Omar

Wahid should be coaxed to do more for Umno so that he can be the party poster boy. I maintain that he should be fielded in his hometown JB to replace TS Shahrir Samad in GE14.

5. All those Wanita members who sincerely work for the party on the ground.

Wanita Umno members are the most valuable asset of the party.

Okay, I can also name five people who should not be the face of Umno because they make it worse for the party.

1. Umno sec-gen Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor and working secretary D Ab Rauf Yusoh

Just look at the duo who control the Umno headquarters. Can't Umno get fresh faces?

2. Wanita chief DS Shahrizat Abdul Jalil

I wish Shahrizat had gracefully retire after the NFC issue blew up. BN probably lost hundreds of thousands of votes in GE13 because of it. It doesn't matter whether she's guilty or not. What went on inside the NFC was damaging and she should have sacrificed herself for the party at that time. No honour.

3. Umno cyber media boss D Ahmad Maslan

Honestly, Ahmad Maslan is not all bad. He's still good for orang kampung. Just that his reputation of being a clown has reached a stage where he can't possibly do his job anymore. 

4.  Jasa chief D Ahmad Puad Zarkashi

Always want to talk but most of the time ends up looking stupid. They should put Puad to contest in Batu Pahat again so that I can make fun of him again when he lose the second time.

5. All those Umno Youth members whose behaviour makes people think everyone who joins Umno is looking for contracts and "cari lubang". No picture here because I don't want to offend those who are not like that. Yup, there are actually still Umno Youth members who join the party because they really believe in that kerana agama, bangsa dan negara thing.

Okay, that's about it.

I want to get myself something for lunch.



  1. Annie. You are fair. 5 ups. 5 downs. I would think if the top 5 are really worthy of your positive assessment then they must not be complicit in a lot of national matters that bothers a lot people.

  2. Look at this Annie. Rasa gembira pula dengan pencapaian saudara kita di Singapura. Diam ubi berisi. This is surely a positive sign for change in Malaysia.

    Please read:

    1. Jika betul Singapura bakal mendapat Presiden baru dari kaum minority mereka... tak salah rasanya jika Malaysia juga mencontohi mereka.
      Sudah tentu nilai Ringgit akan kembali kukuh, tanpa Kleptocracy UMNO-Najib.

    2. Singapura takde sekolah Melayu integrated pun.

    3. There is nothing to shout if a Malay becomes the Singapore President as the post is mostly ceremonial in nature.
      I Will be very proud if Singapore get a Malay Prime Minister

      Prof Kangkung

    4. Prof kangkung malay are minorities in spore n u like to see a malay pm in spore, i supposed u are ready to except a non malay pm in msia, u hv to walk the talk

    5. What so great of having president that full fill quota? Singapore have to change law to make sure a malay can be a president. Why cant their own people choose whoever they want? Govt of Sg have to tell their people to choose a malay.

    6. Anon 23:03,

      Exactly. That's their hypocrisy.

      Just a few words and you have exposed them. Salute.

  3. Replies
    1. Definition of MO1:

      Degenerate Failure in Officialdom & Perverted Humanity

    2. In the Name of Allah, The Most Gracious, Most Merciful
      1. The Reality (i.e. the Day of Resurrection)!

      2. What is the Reality?

      3. And what will make you know what the Reality is?

      4. Thamud and 'Ad people denied the Qari'ah [the striking Hour (of Judgement)]!

      5. As for Thamud, they were destroyed by the awful cry!

      6. And as for 'Ad, they were destroyed by a furious violent wind;

      7. Which Allah imposed on them for seven nights and eight days in succession, so that you could see men lying overthrown (destroyed), as if they were hollow trunks of date-palms!

      8. Do you see any remnants of them?

      9. And Fir'aun (Pharaoh), and those before him, and the cities overthrown [the towns of the people of [Lout (Lot)] committed sin,

      10. And they disobeyed their Lord's Messenger, so He punished them with a strong punishment.

      11. Verily! When the water rose beyond its limits [Nuh's (Noah) Flood], We carried you (mankind) in the floating [ship that was constructed by Nuh (Noah)].

      12. That We might make it a remembrance for you, and the keen ear (person) may (hear and) understand it.

      13. Then when the Trumpet will be blown with one blowing (the first one),

      14. And the earth and the mountains shall be removed from their places, and crushed with a single crushing,

      15. Then on that Day shall the (Great) Event befall,

      16. And the heaven will split asunder, for that Day it (the heaven will be frail (weak), and torn up,

      17. And the angels will be on its sides, and eight angels will, that Day, bear the Throne of your Lord above them.

      18. That Day shall you be brought to Judgement, not a secret of you will be hidden.

    3. 5. But as for him who will be given his Record in his left hand, will say: "I wish that I had not been given my Record!

      26. "And that I had never known, how my Account is?

      27. "I wish, would that it had been my end (death)!

      28. "My wealth has not availed me,

      29. "My power and arguments (to defend myself) have gone from me!"

      30. (It will be said): "Seize him and fetter him,

      31. Then throw him in the blazing Fire.

      32. "Then fasten him with a chain whereof the length is seventy cubits!"

      33. Verily, He used not to believe in Allah, the Most Great,

      34. And urged not on the feeding of Al-Miskin (the poor),

      35. So no friend has he here this Day,

      36. Nor any food except filth oozing from wounds,

      37. None will eat except the Khati'un (sinners, corrupters, evil pagans etc.).

      38. So I swear by whatsoever you see,

      39. And by whatsoever you see not,

      40. That this is verily the word of an honoured Messenger [i.e. Archangel Jibrail (Gabriel) or Prophet Muhammad].

  4. I agree with you on the negative 5s.

    You should have added Azeez the flotilla guy in your negative list also. Thank God he's being removed from THaji Chairmanship. I wouldn't want my pension money being managed by an SPM graduate ex sales man.

    1. Really? They allowed a dumbass to damage Tabung Haji at top level?

    2. MO1 values blind, stupid, ass-kissing stooges amongst his wealth plundering folks.

      To him, total blinded loyalty is an asset, not intelligence.

    3. We the people ain't gonna follow the will of the blind one... to Hell with it!

  5. Annie,

    I really respect you for what you have just written.

    Not too many people can play it the way you do in politics.



  6. Siapa pelentah tatk hat punya maa aa ,yang penting lakyat senang hilup lor rr .

    Sikalang manyak susah mau hilup maa aa .

    Lulu lali susah sutak jadi senang ,sikalang lali senang sutak makin manyak susah lor rr.

    Baik punya pemimpin maa aa ,kasi lakyat hilup senang maa aa ,bukan pemimpin hilup senang ,lakyat susah lea aa.

    Hali-hali makin lama makin susah lor rr apa macam pon kena ubah maa aa

    1. tapi sikalang lakyat tadak senang hilup.

      susah hilup maaa

      even supermarket closing down

  7. Dear Annie.

    I used to be just like your friend. A staunch supporter and defender of UMNO... during the time of Najib's middleman, Razak Baginda... Altantuya/PI Bala's death and even when RPK's sworn that SD, implying Rosmah was at the scene where Altantuya was C4ed.
    But... when Deepak Carpet got Bank Rakyat's interest free loan of RM30 Million, I started to have doubt, especially on Najib & Rosmah's extravagant lifestyle... hence banished myself to some remote countryside, without internet access for 3 months. And that's when MH17 was shot down in Ukraine. a month after we lost MH370.

    And... I disagree with your choice of no 3, as 'good people and should be the face of Umno'.

    Yes he used to be 'good' and very vocal about DBKL's helding of Datuk Keramat housing issue.

    Read also;-

    That was when Johari Abdul Ghani haven't been promoted to Second Finance Minister. Now he is quiet like a mouse and seems to get along very well with your first choice of the five people who should not be the face of UMNO-Najib.

    You friend is correct. UMNO-Najib is already rotten to the core. No doubt about it.

    1. I think you and I used to comment on the now defunct blog Malaysia I used the handle 'WTF' and we whacked all DAP zombies and defended UMNO especially Mahathir. Now I have seen the true colors of Mahathir and am no more supporting him. For me, UMNO is the only party for the Malays and the majority Malays will continue to support and vote for UMNO. Having Mahathir sleeping in the same bed as Lim Kit Siang is very hard to accept and that is the proof that Mahathir is so desperate to save his sons and his cronies rather than saving Malaysia that he wants us to believe. Only zombies will believe in Mahathir who is also known as uTUrN Mahathir!

    2. Only dedak-eaters and dumbass believe in Najib who is also known as MO1.

    3. Anon 21:20

      Your writing style like RD

    4. Najib is a serial lair. His latest lie... on Bulletin TV3, Najib said that Kondo in Forest City was Leasehold.

      Now... tell me, who is Jho Low?
      What was he doing for the gomen or Rakyat, in TIA/1MDB since Najib was the Deputy to Pak Lah?

    5. Having Mahathir sleeping in the same bed as Lim Kit Siang.....

      Ya, but Kak Ros and Jibby having threesome with Jho Low, tu OK lah.

      Otak udang......

    6. Mahathir is ancient, so dont bother attacking him
      We now have a full grown young men having a lavish party in newyork with our godamned public money
      What right they have for that party. What philosophy are they applying?

  8. There are millions of faceless grassroot leaders who work tirelessly for the community and eventually benefit UMNO
    UMNO survive mostly on rural votes because of these tireless party workers.Their love for UMNO is genuine

    Prof Kangkung

    1. The looting done by umno leaders also genuine Prof...

    2. The so-called 'looting' by UMNO has been going on ever since Dasar Ekonomi Baru(DEB) or 'The New Economic Policy' was put in place by the late Tun Abdul Razak.
      Malays were given preferential treatment in every aspect of life (I am one the recipient of the preferential treatment).
      Malays with mediocre exam results were given places in the universities.Those who are slightly better were sent overseas (your truly included).
      Malays with no business experience were given business projects and licenses. They took an easy way out to make money by selling the licenses to their non-bumi counterparts, hence the term Ali-Baba (before AliBaba the company came into existence).
      This kind of social engineering produced weak breed of people. They keep on relying on the government supports and assistance, hence the word 'dedak'
      All this will keep UMNO in power as UMNO is a factory that produces all these 'crutches'

      Prof Kangkung

    3. Pendek kata, org Melayu no future under Umngok.

    4. 12 February 2017 at 14:12

      wrong.....Melayu Umngok got VERY bright future....till dedak & kontrak runs out


    5. Anon 14:12,

      Wa manyak setuju sama lu . Lu cekap atak betut maa aa , itu pasat Wa manyak ingat lia olang kasi pangil lamai Cina masuk lor rr.

      Wa tatak hat punya maa aa .

  9. A pile of dog shit should be the face of UMNO.

    1. Haram lah bro.

      Hippo shit bole tak?

    2. Hippo poo better! With Birkin on top.....

  10. Dear Mr. Trump, President elect of the United States.

    This is the message from the Faces of Umno, the Branded Dedakmen or the known kleptomaniacs. We are representing our beloved Prime Minister Najib who is also the Minister Finance of Malaysia.

    Welcome to the introduction about Malaysia. It is going to be great and absolutely fantastic.

    Our founding father was Tengku Abd. Rahman who fought against the British. The British was totally scumbag. We fought them like nobody business. They couldn't beat us, couldn't do it, total losers. They all dead by now.

    We speak Malay. It is the best language in Asia. We got the best words, and all the languages failed. Indian language is a total disaster. Chinese is not even a real language, it's fake, very fake.

    We got Sunway Lagoon which got to be the best man-made Lagoon in the world, it's true, it's the best. There are rides in the Lagoon. You can ride them, pretty much ride on them. You can date by the Lagoon, you can grab the tails along the Lagoon, it's fantastic!

    We build wall from Batang Pisang, like the Great Wall of China. We build to protect us from Jho Low and Rizal Aziz but in vain, can't help it. They're great guys. We love them, great guys.

    Our Great Batang Pisang Wall is big and long. We can see it from the moon. You know! we don't pay for it, it's true and very true.

    You got Trump Tower, we got Patronas Twin Towers. Above all, we also have a billionaire Prime Minister who becomes one while in office.

    We got Terengganu beach, we have American Ninja Turtles to lay their eggs here, it's true and it's fantastic.

    Mr. President, we would have love to sing at your inauguration and watch Mickey and Donald Duck dance around to rule, it's great and fantastic! Walt Disney could not have imagined this, terrible!

    Yours sincerely,
    Minister of Tourism.
    (One of the faces)

    1. ha ha, funny bro : )

    2. Funny ker?Macam lawak jenaka hang setia zaman dulu(For Gen Y who are wondering what I am talking about,Hang Setia was a long running serials in RTM in the early '80.It was a brainchild of the late Tan Sri Mohammad Rahmat, the father of YB Nur Jazlan Mohammad, the exchairman of PAC)
      The serials was not funny but it was among the longest running serials on RTM probably because of the word 'setia'.

      Prof kangkung

    3. Mr. Kangkung, it is a parody. The Faces of Umno welcome and out to humor president elect Trump in reference to U-tube "the Netherlands welcomes Trump on his own words".

      The video clip went viral all over the world, viewers more than 22 millions.

    4. I think the humour went over Prof Dubor's tiny little brain.

    5. Nanti lps pru14 kita tgk dubor sapa yg berdarah kena liwat.

      Prof Kangkung

    6. Prof.

      Saya rasa 'dubor' PAS atau Hadi Hadi yang akan 'berdarah'. Maklumlah.... MCA dan lain-lain party component, terutamanya di Sabah & Sarawak... semua tak setuju dengan RUU355.
      'Dubor' PAS akan lebih berdarah jika Haji Hadi, berani mengistiharkan... secara terbuka, menyokong UMNO-Najib... yang sudah tentu akan mengakibatkan PAS berpecah lagi... kali ini lebih teruk dari ketika ia berpecah menjadi PAN.
      Harap Maklum.

  11. ROFLMAO when you said wanita umno who supported jamal tuala as their 'hero' should be the face of umno...

    1. jamal tuala coming back lah....resign for wayang jer. Tunggu Noh-nok Omar jemput dia balik....

  12. Not All Wanita UMNO are still working hard for umno, Annie.
    My sister in law, A Wanita Umno from Feld has change side,
    but she is still an umno woman. Beware of api di dalam sekam
    and gunting di dalam lipatan!

    This is REALITY not a dream

  13. Those five Umno's faces who you think are good but actually they are a bunch of cowards with chicken hearts, excluding Wanita Umno members. Cannot blame them though because they are have no heart for Umno. Besides their leadership do not represent their community as a whole.

    Party's dignity, integrity and struggle are not their business. They are blunt technocrats who just care about management and administration.

    They are not party men either. In other words, they don't give a shit about their party and more than three million members. They were silence against the mischievous behaviors and criminal wrongdoings of their Malaysian Official One.

    However, they are good and diligently focus at their appointed jobs as Ministers. They take their appointments as just as a job, that's about it!

    I call them insignificant Umno's ministers. All their good achievements, administrative effort, management skill and professionalism were over shadowed by kleptocratic governance of their Boss.

    1. PS, that Johari fella lied thru his backside on the 1MDB Aabar scam job.

      No heroes there, sorry.

  14. All parties need money to sustain. PAS finally got a bigger donor for their cause from the wealtiest receipient of the biggest donor of all times. RM90 Million is ciput. RM2.6 Billion nothing left. AG n MO1 said surplus RTD. More donors are seek to facilitate GE 14 in September. Be it PKR PAN DAP, wherelse? Whoelse? So the rich chinese are much sought.Who to blame?

    1. ha ha dats why hadi bawang tak protes vs Trump muslim ban

      hadi dah jadi pak turut....wait for orders from MO1

    2. Anwar pun x protes.mahathir pun x protest

      Prof Kangkung

    3. Weiiii Prof Dubor,

      Anwar is in jail lah. Some anal adventures that you were a part of. But his party DID protest.

      You sure are uneducated for an Anal Professor!

    4. Anwar can spend 45 minutes chatting with Mahathir.what say you?

      Prof kangkung

    5. Kangkung macai



    Sarawak Report wishes to correct statements by the Malaysian political party PAS, claiming that they are pursuing legal action against this site in the UK.

    Yesterday, the Deputy President of the party was again extensively reported as saying that this was the case as he railed against a former member of the party, who has spoken of a certain sum of money that he alleges was transferred to PAS via Afin Bank:

    “Deputy President Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man has vehemently denied the allegations made by Husam [Musa].

    “This malicious slander follows those made by Sarawak Report, which is now the subject of legal action.

    “PAS will take legal action against him (Husam Musa) just like we did against the Sarawak Report,” he said on his Facebook page. [365 News]

    As of this date we can confirm that the PAS Party has not initiated any legal action against Sarawak Report.

    Two months ago a member of the party did send a letter, written by a lawyer, claiming he had been defamed and threatening to take legal action if we did not satisfy certain demands within a week.
    However, when that week expired he did not take the action he had threatened.

    Paying a lawyer to write a letter is not the same as initiating legal action.  To emphasise this fact the lawyer entitled his letter as a ‘letter of claim pursuant to the pre-action protocol for defamation.

    Sarawak Report is of the opinion that this individual does not have a case and neither does he embody the party PAS, which has not as an entity submitted any letters, claims or threats and would be hard-pressed to find grounds to sue under British law.  We suspect that his own lawyers have given him the same advice, which would explain his failure to file a writ.

    Two months on, we assume he chickened out.

    Therefore, members of PAS, who continue to publicly claim that there is legal action underway against Sarawak Report in the UK, should consider the penalty for telling lies under the Hudud Law they are seeking to introduce and mind their accuracy.

    They should also consider the cost of initiating a libel case in the UK, which can run into millions of ringgit, because their membership will surely want to know where they got that money?

    1. LOL, even better than that bro.......

      Hadi Bawang cannot even tell difference between CIVIL and CRIMINAL lawsuit.

      "KUALA LUMPUR: PAS has a simple explanation as to why its former member alleged that the party received RM90 million from Umno.

      The reason is that its former vice-president Husam Musa was trying to get into prison or fined more than RM2,000 to avoid contesting in the next general election, PAS president Abdul Hadi Awang said today.

      He said that Husam, who is the Kelantan Amanah adviser, wanted to be taken to court and be found guilty of lying, just so he would be disqualified from participating in the polls.

      “I believe he doesn’t want to contest in the general election. That’s why he made the allegation. If he’s taken to court for lying, when he loses, he can’t contest.

      “But if he doesn’t want to contest, just say, so it’ll be easier,” Hadi told reporters here today."

      If PAS is suing Husam, that is a CIVIL case and has penalties in criminal law.

      He really cannot tell the diff? LOLOLOL!!!!

      Unless of course he tells his boyfriend Bibirpink to get Pandi Babi to charge Husam?

      Islamic party, konon......LOL

    2. Minta je hadi buat sumpah mubahallah pasal duit 90 juta. kalau dia buat, saya akur namun Allah maha mengetahui.....kalau dia tak nak buat, hiduplah dia dengan cercaan dan hinaan.....

      "choice is yours"

    3. Sheikh Munafik Zin Al-Kentoot used to advise that fighting orang kapir tak kira munafik.

      What he meant was that, one can do anything in fighting the non-muslims, or matlamat menghalalkan cara.

      Sheikh M Zin was certainly not alone, as his party promotes the idea of TAHALUF SIYASI, which means "MATLAMAT MENGHALALKAN CARA".

    4. It looks like PAS can only work with UMNO as this is the only party that do not collaborate with Amanah or Bersatu. All indications point towards impending PAS-UMNO tie-up. Pas President Haji Hadi hold hands with UMNO president Najib, the biggest kleptocrat in the world. If PAS didn't receive RM90 million from Najib, why didn't the party sue Sarawak Report, like they have threatened to do? Bersatu should forget about PAS and just proceed to form opposition alliance with PH and get ready for the next general election. If you lose, then lose. Better than working with the criminals in PAS and their bosses in UMNO.


    5. Anonymous12 February 2017 at 15:50
      ya agree that was too funny

      hadi bawang dont know difference between sivil and criminal kes

      dats why orang Ganu kick him out after 1 term only as MB....xbleh buat kerje pon

      i hope this snake havent made deal with najib to get back Terengganu.....they still gonna kick him out !

      tak guna punya ostat wal-retard

    6. If the "champions of Islam" called PAS aid and abet MO1 in splitting the vote, may they receive lakhnat for seven generations.

      They are holding down the arms and legs of the Malays while Umno rapes at leisure.

      PS: Speaking of hypocrites, watch Shahrir Samad ("I got one million from MO1") now going on a clean crusade in FELDA.

      Such wayang.

      Muntah worthy.



    "On Fox News Sunday, Miller forcefully defended the ban by citing terrorist attacks committed on US soil, “from 9/11 to San Bernardino to Chattanooga”. None of those attacks, however, were executed by foreign nationals from the seven countries targeted by Trump’s ban.

    The attackers of September 11, 2001 were citizens of Saudi Arabia, Egypt, the United Arab Emirates and Lebanon. The husband and wife who carried out the shooting in San Bernardino, in 2015, were respectively an American and his visa-holding wife, from Pakistan. The shooter in Chattanooga was a naturalized American citizen born in Kuwait to Palestinian parents.

    The administration’s failure to cite any attacks perpetrated by citizens of the countries affected by Trump’s ban was central to the ninth circuit’s ruling."

    Basically this Trump guy is appealing to his hillbilly rednecks by banning any "Moooslem" country.

    Why pick on Somalia and not Saudi, Pakistan?

    Why no sound from the crooked Bugis pondan and his new pet poodle, Hadi?

    Why no protest at US Embassy?

    1. The hoodood poodle barks ayat occasionally - but throw him some million ringgits and he will no gigit the umno kafirs.
      Padan muka guru takfiri! Tak faham malu!

  17. Tengok ni Annie. Sumbangan yang tidak dicanangkan.

    Semakin tak cantiklah cerita kita.

  18. Leading. Some Americans are willing to become Canadians just so that they would have Trudeau as Leader. And it is just based on a handshake. Amazing.