So, everyone seems to want DS Najib Razak to step down as Prime Minister.
His crimes : marrying DS Rosmah Mansor, appointing expensive but stupid consultants, surrounded by self-serving advisors, assisted by incompetent ministers, failed to stand-up to crooks ruining states such as Johor, unable to stop price hikes of essential items, eat too much kangkung etc etc.....okay, too many lah.
You all Chinese also want to shove kangkung into Najib's mouth, aren't you?
Fine, let's get rid of him.
Now, who do you want to replace him?
Let's be honest, you all Chinese want this guy as PM, right?
But, sorry to say la, this spoiled brat will never be PM.
Firstly, you all Chinese are less than 30 per cent of the population.
Secondly, can you all choose someone more handsome as your supreme leader? This one too nerdy lah. Obnoxious some more.
Okay, you all Chinese and the rest of the Pakatan gang, I want to ask you...are you all really sure you want this next guy to replace Najib?
You sure or not?
I know some of you all are too young to remember, but this guy almost screwed up this country during the economic crisis of the late 1990s when he was the deputy prime minister and finance minister. Ya, this guy used to be part of the hated Umno too, and he is one of the really bad ones.
If you all Chinese think Najib wants to shove kangkung down your throat, let me tell you that this other guy had been video taped as enjoying shoving other type of vegetable down the throat (and other orifices) of Chinese. Think again, okay.
Well, the next in line on the Pakatan side must be this guy then,
You all Chinese really can accept this guy and his Taliban-like followers, or not?
I know some of you voted for Pas to help DAP and all but come on la, you think this guy will be good for you all as PM?
In Kelantan or Terengganu maybe can la, but letting him runs the whole country?
You all, really think he likes you all and your Chinese ways? Now ya lah, but after he got power, how?
Okay, as for the candidates on the BN side, these are the ones who are eligible to take over from Najib. They are Umno vice-president level and above,
I don't think you want the above guy as PM. You all said he is a Malay ultra, what.
I don't recommend this one either. He talks only. Before Umno elections, made all sorts of noises, now quiet only.
This one....how to become PM like that.
This one Sabah quota only. You ever know of him doing or even saying anything significant?
Yup, this one also eligible. Wanita chief is of vice presidential status. You want her as PM? I don't want...for obvious reasons.
Ha, this one maybe can la. Handsome and got sexy eyes. Got Chinese taste some more. His wife look like Chinese, and his press secretary is actually a really pretty Chinese lady. This guy smart some more.
Okay lah, KJ as PM. Not bad, what.
Sorry ya, MCA and Gerakan guys are not eligible because you all Chinese are too busy making money and have no time for making babies, thus you are less than 30 per cent of the population.
No Chinese PM for you. The Malays, who are the majority will never let you have one. The closest you can get is Ah Jib Gor. By the way, that name sounds horrid to me.