Friday 25 October 2013

My frivolous budget wish list

The 2014 Budget will be tabled later in the day.

I'm putting here my simple 10 point wish list for the budget to make it easier for me to get them :



1. I want to buy a second house.... somewhere in Bangsar.

2. I want to travel overseas more often... things in the country are getting stifling.

3. I want cheaper fuel for my car.... okay, no way I can get this, just asking for fun only.

4. I want to afford fine dining more often.... can't remember the last time I have proper French candlelit dinner.

5. I want better benefits for my savings.... well, actually I don't have much savings but I'm hoping the budget will multiply it threefold or fourfold, can?

6. I want to afford a better wardrobe....every morning before I go off to work, I look in the mirror and see a hobo. I really need an entire change of wardrobe.

7. I want to afford quality entertainment....can the government do something about the lousy local entertainment industry? Maybe shut down RTM and use the money to overhaul the whole sector?

8. I want all children in the country to afford better education..... so that they become intelligent and not end up as annoying as DAP cyber troopers

9. I want to get a better job....because my current job sucks. Err...I don't know how but the government must do something in the budget to make me feel like being a productive rakyat again.

10. I want a new boyfriend....this one simply simply only la.

Let's see, if I can get any of them later in the day when PM Najib Razak present the budget in Parliament.

20 comments:

  1. "I want a new boyfriend...."

    You change boyfriend like underwear?
    What are you going to do with the 'old' boyfriend?

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    1. the 'old boyfriend' will pass to RD for hidangan.

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    2. You think, I'm like your Rear Admiral, the 'kaki tutuh jubur' guy.

      Excuse me, Al-Juburi was the name given by Mat Sabu, in 1996. Anwar puts on a pious image then, as TPM & Finance Minister. Mat Sabu & Karpal Singh was the first, to accuse Anwar, in Parliament, mind you. (In Parliament MPs are immune from lawsuit). Dr.M mati-mati tak percaya, sehingga 1998.

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  2. An easier way is to join UMNO and get a crony contract. With that you don't even need to work, just relax and get millions.

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    1. Join DAP also can get contract, what.
      Remember Nga Kor Ming. Just 1 month gets to rule Perak, wife already got tailoring contract.

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    2. RD, jangan cakap kosong, kalau betul MACC cum UMNO dah lama tangkap Nga Kor MIng. Kalau nak sebar fitnah pon kena pandai-pandai juga.

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    3. for DAP....wife get tailoting contract ..kah..kah..kah.... so cheap skate ! Woi Rubbish Dump RD, how much is the contract worth ? RM250 million ?

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    4. Just imagine, after a month of reigning power, DAP politician already indulged in corrupt practice. If they gets to Putrajaya!!!! And that's a 5 years terms +++?. With gags orders, threatening to sue reporters and banning the media from PC, etc. nobody would dare to question them, when they become more corrupt than BN.

      When there is strong evidence that their politicians was involved with underworld activities and corruption, they denied the allegation. Nevertheless, they drop Ronnie Liu and Ean Yong Hian Wah as candidate for last GE13. Nobody seems to know, why.
      Wonder who benefits most from TBH’s death?

      DAP, PKR and now PAS, practiced Nepotism and Cronyism to the hilt, too. With those malpractice and dubious party election in DAP & PKR, once they are the gomen, there will be no guarantee that GE would be just and fair or ‘Bersih’. The Election Commission might then be their ‘running dogs’, instead.
      Please be reminded that your 'Rear Admiral' was convicted and spend 6 years in jail for 'abuse of power’, not for liwat, mind you. (He had wrongfully instructed the Police SWAT team to harass Ummi Hafilda into retracting her letter to the PM). Don't be confused. The liwat charges was acquitted. (Saiful was an adult. Not forcefully bound and there was no aggression, what-so-ever, during penetration. Looks like some sort of 'suka-sama-suka, anyway. In the US, this case would not have seen the light of day).

      I think PKR’s Party election is long due. Anybody still remember what mischief and chaos that occur during last PKR's Party election? Just imagine an ‘abuse of power’ ex-convict, as PM of Malaysian. Democracy will surely die.

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    5. RD,

      There is more money in a BN contract.

      I don't think there are too many billion ringgit contracts from DAP.

      You can twist and turn any which way you like but the fact remains that BN contracts are more lucrative.

      Gladiator

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    6. Gladiator.

      I agree with you. BN's contracts are more lucrative. Federal Gomen, mind you. But Pulau Pinang state Gomen under Lim Guan Eng is going to out-do BN with the 6.5Billion tunnel + 25Billion Gurney Drive reclamation project. For sure, cronies will get the biggest chunk. No doubt, nepotism creates more cronies.

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  3. Annie,
    If you got a rich and nice boyfriend you get (everything) all your wish,no need to wait for PM's budget..hahaha............

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    1. oh yea, all the rich and nice boyfriend or sugar daddy can be found in UMNO.

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  4. just reduce the income tax to less than 20% can you mr pm?

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  5. Your No. 10 wish sure will come true one, Annie, since you have an attractive personality and nice figure (well, this one I imagine lah). But If you're tired of your current squeeze already, let him down easy.

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    1. You must do something for Allah's sake together .... so no need for boyfriends anymore la

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    2. you sounds so yuppy ... like beautiful people wannabe

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  6. greedy annie, already own a house some more wants to buy a second house. Anyway,all your wants can be provided by Mukhriz and Ghani. Don't be shy, just forward your wants to both man sure dapat punya. After all, you have campaigned heavily for them.

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  7. makcik annie, you nak new boyfriend pon kena ada UMNO/Najib bantu kah ?? makcik annie are so so overly drama lah !

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  8. New boyfrienf...hmmm..hmmm I already 50 but still got vacancy for three more..if u are interesred please leave me a message..satisfaction guarantred

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  9. I wish government will reduce the income tax point more so that I can claim my over paid income tax and feel receiving bonus in the middle of the years when receiving the return in Mei hehhehheh

    ;D sarah

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