MCA's chicken shit and Anwar's bullshit

I'm beginning to believe that Barisan Nasional  is really going to let Nallakarupan contest the Kajang by-election on its behalf.

This I conclude based on the fact that Nalla has been issuing statements almost everyday in the pro-establishment newspapers.

The super intelligent BN and Umno planners must have felt that they are going to lose in Kajang anyway, thus they tried to be funny instead by putting Nalla there to face Anwar Ibrahim.

If you ask me, I ll say why not also field all the other funny characters like Zamil, the Tibai fella, Umi Hafilda, Ezam etc etc, so that they all can really have some bogey time in Kajang.

MCA appeared to be too chicken shit to put up a fight in their own traditional constituency.

They seem to prefer busying themselves for the coming theatrics at the party's EGM on Feb 23.

Nothing has so far been done in Kajang by MCA and BN while Anwar and gang are already going on full swing campaigning.

Here is a message from an MCA old man to DS Liow Tiong Lai and others,

MCA must buck up

For those who are too lazy to go to the link, basically the MCA old man was telling the party leadership to either start get cracking in Kajang or just jump into the river and drown.

Ya, if MCA fail to stand up and fight, I think they should just close shop and everyone just go join DAP properly. Almost all of them had voted for DAP and its allies in GE13, anyway. So, no need to pretend anymore, okay.

Meanwhile Anwar continues to get away with being a lying prick that he is.

Remember when he said he had no design to be MB of Selangor when he announced that he will be contesting the Kajang by-election?

Now he is saying that Selangor MB TS Khalid Ibrahim and him could swap place once he won the Kajang by-election.

So, the plan now is for Anwar to take over Khalid's post as the menteri bear of the richest state in the country and in return Khalid can have his state economic adviser post which salary he had gallantly declared as RM1 per month.

You can read about it here,

'If I become MB, Khalid will be economic adviser'

Very funny Anwar.

Okay. Enough of that nonsense.

Going to my mother's place now. My grandma is here in KL. My mother said she wants to take us out for lunch somewhere near Genting Highland....

Shady and dodgy frontmen of BN

One of the most stupid and irritating tactic employed by Barisan Nasional in the run up to the 13th General Election last year was using dubious characters and NGOs to issue statements against Pakatan.

I mean, what were the brilliant minds manning the BN and Umno war rooms were thinking?

Do they expect people to suddenly hate Pakatan when they hear pronouncements about how bad the opposition coalition was by the likes of Zamil Ibrahim, the guy who was described as former Parti Kesejahteraan Insan Tanah Air (Kita) chairman?

The former Kedah PKR Youth chief is as dubious as one can get. I mean he is a former this and a former that, so, what is he actually? Dia ni cari makan kerja apa?

And then there were all those wonky and dodgy NGOs supposedly headed by equally shady characters giving support to BN and whacking Pakatan.

Don't tell me the BN or Umno war room people don't know about these people and have nothing to do with them. Come on la, people are not all stupid.

He is one example :

Mursyidul Am Tolak Individu Bernama Anwar Ibrahim (TIBAI), Muhammad Zahid Md. Arip

I was like...what the hell are all those expensive consultants, advisers and aides doing?

Is that even supposed to be funny?

Don't they realize that this sorts of stupidity costs BN dearly in terms of credibility.

If I am with Pakatan, I would just point at the stinking reputation of the characters and told others, "Hey, that's BN for you."

And actually, that's what the Pakatan people did and their counter measure works beautifully for them.

Just look at how immune were the Pakatan leaders to personal attacks even when the public was presented with all those sex videos.

People just don't give it a shit because the ones presenting those videos were also characters of highly dubious variety.

Now, what made me so frustrated about the whole thing was that, the BN is still happily employing all these people the way they were after the less than stellar performance of BN in GE13.

It clearly shows that the BN or Umno planners have not even bothered to think.

Aku cakap dia orang ni bodoh, dia orang marah....tapi itu lah hakikatnya.

Ya, that's my words.

So, I just look and shake my head in disbelief whenever one of those characters appeared in the newspapers making statements against Pakatan.

That's how after a while they became the face of BN and Umno and everything that were wrong with the establishment.

The latest was when Senator Datuk Solaimalai Nallakaruppan, announced that he wants to contest against DS Anwar Ibrahim in the Kajang by-election.

I'm quite sure this one is the work of those geniuses in the Umno war room.

They must be thinking the people will go like this :

"Ohhhh...that handsome Nalla is going against Anwar....ohhh, how exciting, Nalla knows all of Anwar's intimate secrets....ohhh, now I want so much to vote against Anwar...."

While in actual fact, people are probably saying this :

"What the fuck the BN people think we were? They think putting that dirty pimp against Anwar will make us love BN? Fuck BN man."

Seriously, that's the way I think it's going to be.

And seriously, making someone like that a senator and given the title Datuk....what the fffff.....

If BN decides to fight it out, why can't they just let MCA handle it since Kajang has always been an MCA seat?

It is after all the first real test for MCA since DS Liow Tiong Lai took over the party leadership.

Let's see if there is any sign of the party regaining their support among the Chinese who made up about 40 per cent of the Kajang constituents.

Even if MCA loses, if it handles itself well during the by-election, the party may regain some respect and probably support from the community it supposed to represent.

Well, I don't think this message will reach the advisers, consultants and aides.

My opinion is that they will continue with the stupidity all the way to GE14. Shooting their own feet and those of DS Najib Razak.

I'm writing this just to vent my frustration.

I know that I will probably be labelled as one of those rebel pro-establishment bloggers for pointing out their stupidity. But what the heck, I think any rational observer would agree with me.

There must be a more intelligent tactic than this nonsense currently used by BN and Umno.

Pathetic love life better than pathetic political life

Can't sleep despite being very tired.

Guess I'm just a bit stressed.

Honestly, I'm not really sure what to write at the moment.

The Kajang by-election is getting stale even before it really started. Now it's even going to drag on until almost end of next month.

Why la Election Commission torturing us by making the polling day so late like that.

Seriously, do you find it exciting watching and reading about a man in his late 60s wanting to be this and that and trying to get the whole country all worked up over it?

Aren't you fed-up that he even got us taxpayers to foot the millions ringgit bill for the by-election?

Even if you are a Chinese and you believe what the DAP people said about you being a second class citizen and oppressed and suppressed etc etc, didn't you find the engineering of the Kajang by-election by PKR to be a bit too much on the bullshit side?

The truth is, it is actually just about an aging man who desperately need to be in the limelight because he believes that it is the only purpose of his life.

What do you think Anwar will be doing if he is not peddling all these nonsense?

Okay lah, enough of Anwar. Honestly, I'm really tired of him.

If you are still eager about his bullshit, then I believe something is wrong with you too and I rather leave you at that. Well, in that case it is too bad for you.

Anyway, earlier in the evening, I left office about 8.30pm.

Normally, I work almost 12 hours per day. Sometimes even more.

It's quite tiring, really. But, it's the nature of my job.

Actually, I wish I could had dinner with the Chinese guy tonight, but he was busy over some family matters.

By the way, the other day he scolded me for describing him as having a double chin. He claimed that he was not fat, which is actually quite true. But he does have sorts of a double chin and he is definitely not skinny either.

Well, never mind, just to make him happy, from now on I'm going to describe him only as the Chinese guy. I can't be calling him my boyfriend either, because honestly,  I don't think the guy is even really in love with me.

It's actually a bit weird.

Here I am being accused of being an anti-Chinese racist in my blog while the actual fact is that I'm in love with a real life Cina bukit who I don't really believe loves me back.

Quite pathetic, but that's the truth.

Well, if he is really in love with me, he would had stopped eating all those tones of pork and drinking those barrels of beer, isn't it?

Really, he eats lots of pork and he can't have proper dinner without his beer.

Ya, sometimes he did ask me whether it is okay for him to eat pork and drink all those alcoholic beverages.

I just said go ahead do what you want. I'm not forcing him to be a Ridhuan Tee Abdullah.

Really, if he wants to change, it's going to be his choice and it's for Allah to give him hidayah (the right way).

Anyway, at least he never force me to be a pork eating and beer guzzling person like himself.

It's only fair I guess.

Okay, sorry everyone. Tonight I'm just writing as according to my whims.

As I had written in a previous posting, the current political scene has become very predictable and boring that now, I even feel that my lame love life makes a better read then the whole nonsense....at least for tonight.

Well, if you all are really craving to read brilliant articles about the country's current political scenario, you may go to the following website where the Umno's young cyber general geniuses operates from,

UMNO Online

If you find the link being too slow to load, that's because the website is so filled with spectacular stuff that millions of readers are flocking to view it....I think. So, be patient.

Okay, now I'm going to try sleeping again.

Good night.

Learning from Prime Minister and I

Nope, this posting is not about me and DS Najib Razak.

It's just me telling you all that I am at this moment watching this very nice Korean drama.

You can read a bit about it here,

Prime Minister and I 

This Korean drama is now playing at Astro's KBS World channel.

Koreans are very good at making love dramas like this one.

I like them because they were cute even when they went over the top or even with the bits of politics thrown in.

In this one, it's about a young PM who employed an ex-journalist as his contract wife and ended up falling in love with her.

I wish Malaysian film makers could make these type of drama too.

Maybe, the Malaysian version could be about a young minister who falls in love with his beautiful aide....possibly an ex-journalist too.

And then there's this evil political rival of the minister who is also in love with the girl but too scared to do anything about it because of his garang wife.

To make the story even more interesting, the aide also have a husband.

Maybe we can also throw in some inter-racial love triangle elements to make it more intriguing.

I am sure the drama, if handled properly, will become a big hit.

Really, we need this kind of drama to make our political scene more creatively stimulating and interesting.

I believe that many of us are already quite fatigued by the ongoings of our politicians as they are now.

It's the same things over and over again.

Come on la, do you all honestly find Anwar's  Kajang drama interesting or even amusing?

Aren't you all fed-up with it all? Especially with Anwar playing the DIVA role?

I think the cliche of blaming the evil Umno for everything wrong under the sun is already getting very exhausting.

And insulting Najib and his wife like what Theresa Kok did in her CNY video is also getting quite  distasteful too.

It's not at all creative or even remotely funny la Miss Kok.

I really think our politicians need to be better than all that.

For that, maybe they can watch some good Korean dramas and learn a thing or two from them.

Jahabar, your portal needs better editorial la

I was waiting for the Umno's brilliant young cyber generals to reply to this Malaysian Insider's editorial but it seems they are a bit slow.

So, here goes, my amateurish reply to it.

This is the introduction paragraph of the article,

In the throes of Malaysians debating the correctness of Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim contesting the Kajang state seat, comes a stark reminder that evil resides in Umno.

"In the throes..." very classy.

You wrote that, Jahabar?

Or is that you, Lionel or one of those ex-crime reporters from NST now manning the Malaysian Insider's political news room?

Next time put la your by-line properly, so that I can applaud you by name.

Okay, for those of you who really got nothing to do and want to waste your time reading some trash editorial piece, you may find the rest of the article here:

Anwar's bumpy road to Kajang

For those who are too lazy to go to the link, let me point you all to these paragraphs of the article which you may find interesting,

From Perlis down to Johor, every trick in the book has been employed against the opposition. At times, the royal households are used, sometimes the religious authorities are co-opted.

Often, laws are bent to suit the whims and fancies of Umno.

So it seems to be the case in Kajang where Anwar was barred from giving the tazkirah (a short speech before the Friday sermon) at the Impian Saujana mosque in Kajang on orders from the Selangor Islamic Affairs Council (Mais).

So, according to Malaysian Insider, Umno is in control of Mais, despite it being an agency of the Pakatan Selangor government.

That's why according to the author, Mais didn't allow Anwar to talk about how sexy he was in the mosque in Kajang. Very smart indeed.

The person who wrote the editorial acknowledged that there is a law against allowing just anyone to use a mosque as a place to give speeches, but still, he or she thinks it is Umno's evilness which is causing all the problems.

It never seems to occurr to the author of the Malaysian Insider's editorial that the Mais guys may just be doing their job of enforcing the law.

I guess the person who wrote the editorial wants Mais to allow every nut case or power hungry politician to use the mosques in Selangor for whatever nonsense they want.

Or at least, that's how it should be as long as the monkey who wants to give the speech in the mosque is from Pakatan.

Otherwise, it's the evil Umno at work.

Well, so much for independent, balanced, and ethical journalism.

Once Pakatan takes over this country, this is the kind of journalism which is going to be practiced by the media people of this country.

The Malaysian Insider never even bothered to check with Mais, what the whole bloody thing was all about. Mais was not even given the right to reply.

And I don't want to even get into the Malaysian Insider's allegation that Umno had even used the royalties for its political agenda. I leave that one for you all to decide.

Bear in mind that this piece by Malaysian Insider is an editorial and not some crap commentary written by one of their guest writers.

That's the standard of that supposedly free, fair  and independent news portal.

Okay, that's all from me.

For additional reading, please go to the websites run by the Umno young geniuses in charge of the party's cyberwar room.

I am sure you will get better write ups there on Umno's reply to these sorts of trash by pro-Pakatan portals.

Which are the Umno portals run by these brilliant young people? Errr....actually, I also don't know.

Please call the Umno HQ for the website addresses. Thank you.

Mahjong and other CNY happiness

I'm going to write more light stuff from now on.

I believe that from now on, for my side of the political divide, the serious enlightening ones should be written by those smart young people tasked with handling the Umno cyberwar machinery.

That way, the rest of the over three millon Umno members could be properly led by those geniuses on how to combat the Pakatan people in the twitter and Facebook and etc etc as had been envisioned in the cyberwar plan by the likes of brilliant minds such as Ahmad Maslan and others.

It makes sense.

If amateurs such as myself were to continue writing the serious stuff, then the risk would be that Umno members, eager to fight the cyber attacks of Pakatan may get confused as my way of thinking may not be in sync with the thoughts of the Umno leadership.

It is better for everyone fighting the cyberwar for BN to work with a single mind, led by those young geniuses who are sincerely committed to the struggles of the party...I guess.

It's what DAP had been doing all along. The results have been astounding for them as over 90 per cent of the Chinese electorates voted for them or their allies (including the Taliban-like Pas) in GE13.

Just imagine if Umno could work with the same strategy and the Malays are united like how the DAP unites the Chinese.

Seriously, I think that would be the best.

Okay, enough of that.

Now for the real subject matter of this posting.

A fluff, but it's more fun than all those nonsense I wrote above.

Ya, it's about the five things I love most about my Chinese New Year celebrations this year,

1. My family had seafood steamboat for the New Year Eve reunion dinner which enabled me to join in. No pork. Normally my grandmother cooked a separate dish for me.

2. My grandmother made me a beautiful dress for the occasion. It's been a long time since she last made one for me.

3. For the first time ever, I beat my mother and aunts at several rounds of mahjong last night. They are experts, yet I made quite a tidy sum at the end of the rounds. I know, I'm not supposed to gamble but this was just quite a bit of fun.

4. My grandfather was not as grumpy as usual. He even seems happy when my mother handed him the ginseng wine given by my father for the occasion. My father bought the thing when he was in Korea the other day. My mother said it's good for blood circulation.

5. The Chinese guy send me pictures of his family's reunion dinner on New Year Eve. The first time he ever did that :-)

Making way for Umno's young IT geniuses

Spend the whole of yesterday eating, sleeping and watching TV.

My diet has gone kaput.

But that's how I always celebrate CNY and Hari Raya.

I just rest and relax.

In fact, I am writing this lying on bed. Too lazy to get up.

Maybe later in the afternoon I'll join my aunts and cousins for some mahjong rounds.

Told myself I'm not going to be too serious when I'm in this mood.

Honestly, I don't even want to be too serious with this blog anymore.

I had actually been informed that the BN's cyberwar efforts, all the way to the next general election, will be taken care off by a group of young IT-savy geniuses.

So, it seems that there is no real need for this blog to be in the fight.

As it is, other independent blogs had also been considered too obsolete as a platform to fight the cyberwar.

The general plan is now for the fight to be carried out by the over three million Umno members and their BN allies via simple yet fast cyber platforms such as twitter, Facebook, and other micro social media sites.

The young geniuses will act as "generals" and provider of info as well as preparing the offensive and defensive tactics. Of course there will be the seniors to provide them with the necessary support.

Well, at least that's the theory which was said will be put into practice.

Honestly, it sounds good to me.

Better than wasting money on paying some dubious characters, who only know how to spew profanities  when fighting the well disciplined Pakatan cybertroopers.

And when not paid, they turned into hantu raya and sucked their masters' blood.

Well, some of the so-called independent bloggers are good people, but there are many who are just opportunists who "makan keliling".

Some even set up different blogs, with one supporting BN and another for Pakatan, while taking payment from both sides at the same time.

I really hope the new BN's cyberwar strategy will work and those young people put in charge of it were really sincere in fighting for the cause instead of just being there to enrich themselves by later on pocketing the allocations meant to fight the war.

I also hope they could immediately get cracking with what they were supposed to do.

It's been nine months since GE13 and I have yet to see any change of strategy with BN cyberwar effort.

Okay, maybe the smart young guys in charge need to be given some space to maneuver.

I think I will do my part by stepping aside and let them go to the frontline for this coming Kajang by-election.

I don't want to get in their way.

As had been argued, independent bloggers like myself tend to be too hard to control.

Most of us are after all not trained in journalism, thus the lack of professionalism.

We also tend to have a big ego which make things very complicated for the BN's cyberwar efforts.

Personally, I'm okay about being sidelined from the fight to make way for others who are more capable of fighting the war.

After all, I was never part of the Umno or BN apparatus.

I am not even a party member.

But, I do believe that BN, despite all its faults is still the better option compared to Pakatan. I believe that Anwar and his gang will destroy the country if given the power to govern us.

That was why I set up this blog in support of BN,

However, if the Umno and BN people think they don't need my help and prove to me that they can fight on their own, then I will give way to them.

At least, that's how I see it.

So, I think the new BN's cyberwar strategy should be given a chance.

Let the BN-employed young geniuses have their own space and execute their planning.

Kajang should be their baptism of fire.

Well, for the time being, I'm just going to relax and continue with my lepaking celebrations.

To get into the mood, here is the song that my mother used to sing me at bed time when I was a little kid...it's also a favorite of my grandmother and grand aunts whenever they occasionally hang out at karaoke joints.