Today I decided to take a break from being a Malay and switched myself to become a Chinese.
It's easy because I look more Chinese than Malay, complete with sepet eyes and artificially blonde colored hair
I'm actually too fed up with being a Malay.
With news of the possible dissolution of Umno to form a single BN party and appointment of Nor Mohd Yakcop as Khazanah deputy chairman, I think I just about have enough with being a Malay.
Then there are those Malays who really believe that DAP cares for their well being.
Too stupid la.
Can't the Malays be a bit more clever....I really don't feel like being a member of a stupid race.
So what I did is, I called up the Chinese guy who sorts of dating me and told him to pick me up at my place as I feel like going shopping.
I then got all dressed up like a Chinese girl. I wore the shortest of my shorts and a sleeveless top. Normally I wear those only at home.
I look very much like one of these girls,
Yes, I can look like a plain Cina bukit girl if I want.
The Chinese guy looked a bit startled when he saw me. Normally he only sees me either in baju kurung or office dress.
We went makan, shop a bit for my stuff and went for a movie. I let him pay for everything...the first time I did that.
I conversed totally in Mandarin the whole day. When he tried to switch to English and Bahasa Malaysia, I continued to speak in Mandarin. After a while he gave up. His Mandarin is actually worse than mine.
When he send me home, he didn't try to hold my hand as he usually do.
I think he is a bit scared of me now.
Well, I'm going to keep up with this being a Chinese girl thing until I feel like being a Malay again.
Can the Malays please be clever a bit....I really want to wear my baju kurung again.
Lupakan sajalah UMNO. Tak lama lagi kojol lah dia. Elok ko join DAP.
ReplyDeleteApsal DAP pulak? Join PAS la ... idiot.
Deletejoin pas kene jadi mcm arab saudi wahabi..annie tentu tak nak punya..ala you takyah join mana2x political partylah annie just live your life being malay doesn't mean you have to pick a political party..ceh aku speaking plak..dont worrylah melayu moden pun pakai skirt.
DeleteAnonymous 1 June 2013 23:53,
DeleteSad sad, that muslim should talk like this. If you have not been to Saudi, then better not talk. Your brain had been brainwashed by the zionist western that you see Islam in a negative way.
PAS will definitely be better than the rotten UMNO we have now. If you are in Selangor, you see that Islam had flourished. More and more muslims are frequenting the mosque. Of course you might say that Selangor is full of massage parlour and other sin activities, yes, true but you also see rise in islamic activities, something which had been suppressed under UMNO/BN.
If you are muslim, saya doakan Allah beri hidayah kepadamu.
If you are not, you fikir sendiri lah..
PAS you will enjoy more sex ala Tok Pa and Mat Sabu. Or Tok janggut Azhar idrus 3 wives. More sex for the men la...hehe
DeleteYou will do nothing but jual air liur, hutan simpanan..
UMNO is not rotten. Ita the strongest malay party. Now is the time to take back umno from the klingons.
Mahathir bapa keling
Anwar bapa keling
Subahan emak kelinmerican keling
KJ keling
Nor Yakub keling
Ali hamsa keling
Srigar kelin
kader emak bapak keling
mukriz bapa keling
sheikh kader keling
syed mokhtar keling
zambry kader
azeez rahim
u itu yg ada dlm internet
u see yang buat kalut melayu ni, keling dalam umno. u dont expect them to be melayu. Depa bagi musnah semua melayu secara tak langsung sebab dia keling. BM untuk sains dia hapus. Felda dia hapus, cina pandai dia bawa balik..semua ni atas nama umno tapi yg buat keling.
So kebaya belah tepi better dan kurung..
When you take all the klingons from UMNO, what do you get?
DeleteBe realistic, the melayu race is just a coktails of bugis, jawa, jakun, cina, arab, etc....
The only factor that can unite is islam and PAS is the only party based on that.
UMNO will implode sooner that you expect. . .
But PAS is not Bumi party, so no locus standi.
DeleteMelayu consists of everything, So it is not bad As a party.
Lol..that is funny.but I understand..im angry that najib is considering one bn too..si ridiculous.i think najib is confused...I want him to stepddown.i miss tun mahathir ..
ReplyDeleteNajib can go to hell.
DeleteTun M, anybody please arrange for Najib to be kicked to the curb. Rosmah sekali. Siti Hasmah cool je. Rosmah mengada ngada.
Lim Kit Siang kita boleh handle. Betrayal from Najib is just too much.
Annie, apa sudah jadi ni?
ReplyDeleteIt seems pretty obvious to me that he likes you the way you are without you having to be someone else. The fact that he likes you in baju kurung and when you speak in English/BM is kind of endearing. Annie, go back to your old self!
-AA.
Agree with AA, Life complicated enough without letting political frustrations get in the way of what could be a good relationship. Hope that this guy likes cili padi because life with you will never be boring. Good luck.
DeleteI consider these episodes Annie's social studies. It's rather interesting to read. Esp when people got scared of her when she played the part of a Ca ya nun alif chauvinist.
DeleteI feel like there's a lesson we can all learn here...
Can i date you?
ReplyDeleteAnyone with a litre of Malaysian blood knows you're pulling our legs ma'am. Masalahnya mu tak belajar Jawi betui-betui ...ha,ha ,ha, ha,ha,ha! Nah, sila menontonlah chek :
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XxXjL23p0Tw
I gave up also Annie. The problem is I can only be Malay.
ReplyDeleteDia ada fetish yuo pakai baju kurung kot. Chinese pakai baju kurung memang nampak super hot :))
Najib is getting really annoying. If he still there, I swear to God either I don't vote or vote for PAS. To hell with Najib - perosak bangsa dan negara.
I have a Chinese friend who married a Malay woman. Both were educated oversea.
ReplyDeleteI once asked him whether his children considered themselves to be Chinese or Malay. He replied that he always told them to consider themselves Malaysian.
But when I asked about his wife's family's view on the subject, he paused then replied 'Malay'; but added that he believed that the children will think more like him when they are grown.
That was several years ago.
Recently, I was informed that his children, now about 20, have indeed proven him right.
why must they pick?..it's obvious that they are malaysian with malay and chinese blood..so what is so wrong with that? why must put one self in unnecessary confusion?..and afraid admitting they also malay and chinese..well guess what? that's what they are..is it being malaysian is like a totally different person from being a malay and a chinese..what is really the issue with this whole i'm malaysian first?..stupid people from dap like this way..well you know i'm martian and malaysian duh
DeleteNot surprising at all since I'm sure the children are being brainwashed by Malaysiakini and the Star and maybe the father too who is a hardcore racist. You hate Malay but nak Malay woman as wife. How sickening.
DeleteIf I marry a Malaysian Chinese guy and he tells my children to choose who they want to be (a Malay or a Chinese), I will seriously whack his head. No doubt abt it. I dream of a 1Malaysia family by the way.
Delete-AA
In the above case, it was the wife's (Malay) family who wanted the children to consider themselves Malay.
DeleteIt was the husband (Chinese) who always wanted his children to recognise themselves as Malaysians.
Now, both his wife and him are very happy that their children are well adjusted, and consider themselves MALAYSIANS.
By the way, their children, who look Chinese, have Malay names, and are happy to tell friends, teachers, etc that they are of Chinese - Malay parentage.
DeleteThey also do not eat pork. That's what my friend has become too.
Your point? Tak payah pilih. Be yourself.
DeletePolitically be fair. DAP, PAS and PKR stand for what? IF you can stomach that, go for it.
Aku Melayu Kelantan. Tak rasa nak ikut Nik Aziz pun or Najib for that matter. Tak rasa sama dengan Melayu Johor pun ataupun artis ataupun melay drive ferrari. Rasa sama dengan cina kerja office adalah. I am me first, Malaysian second :)
so the characteristic of being malaysian for some of you is must have chinese look got malay name dont eat pork..wala..a malaysian..that's rather limited and shallow..how you define a javanese or balinese with being indonesian..how you define being tagalog or visayas from being filipino how you compare between issan or lao with being thai..what about being singaporean with being cina and melayu..believe me it's all for political reason only..no need to put which is first..dap like rhetoric.
Delete> http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=Hzgzim5m7oU&vq=medium
DeleteMy friend (the Chinese guy with a Malay wife) just sent me the above youtube clip. That's how he periodically tries to subtly affect his friends' thinking. He probably does that to his wife and children too.
Aiya, why lah. Tough to be a Malay girl.This cannot that cannot, must do like this must do like that. Their men gian all the time and its the WOMEN who have to take care of it. Then the womenfolk all susah hati if you dont also bungkus like them. Their gatal husband might want to make you wife No.xxxx. Even if they dont say it out you can feel...er... the vibes :) Baju kurong only if you have many things to hide...hehe . It encourages their women to fill it up. They will never feel the bulge.Bungkus is a deterrent to working out in the end you also malas. That is why so many FAT, yes maam, OBESE Malay women now. Dont worry the nyonyas are catching up fast. Shorts - yikes only if you have round full backside and nice legs otherwise give SORE eyes. Only ophthalmologists/opticians will be happy. Also,blonde hair..tsk..tsk.. not match with yellow skin. Makes you look more yellow. See, friends wont tell u this kind of things but nothing personal lor. Just be yourself and love yourself.
ReplyDeleteSetahu aku pelanggan pelacur, cina lagi ramai - sapa yang gatal. Apa mamat ni membebel ni. Ni Malaysia la, you can do what you want.
DeleteIn fact, Pakatan yang nak sekat-sekat orang. Tak percaya, Annie cuba pakai skirt di Kelantan dan declare you melayu.
first you said - ni msia la , you can do what you want. Then you tell Annie to go to Kelantan...bla..bla..bla.. Kelantan NOT part of Msia???
Deleteyou notice that too.. obese malay women..no wonder gros are in demand...
DeleteChill la beb.. you don't need to change yourself, but you always can help to change UMNO for the better. People like Rocky, Tuan Syed, Big Dog, Big Cat done that previously to Pak Lah. They will need people like you to help them to make UMNO better through you blog. And we will support you guys all the way.. No worries.. Yes we are only the silent voters but we did join Bersih 1 when the bersih rally is really bersih.
ReplyDeleteAgree!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteAnnie
ReplyDeleteWhat important is in your heart not how you look ,I believe you are stronger then that,a true believer will never give up easily.
Keep up the good work,and played your part well.
Talk only lar, so called Malaysian , not about race....all talk only....but never support national school, don't even can speak National language . fluently .....but rhetoric about Malaysian ......still support racist and Chinese chauvinist party DAP.....yah....all talk...talk...rhetoric ....lucky still got smart plp in Malaysia....can sense d game of all this rhetoric party....so call fight for Malaysian, should be which in real ....I'm shouting for Malaysian if dt benefit me......if not benefit me or my race....I call it...it human right...it my race right......
ReplyDeleteIdiots talking Malaysian Malaysia kita boleh faham.
DeleteNajib layan tu yang kita panas hati.
Dear Annie
ReplyDeleteA good one and spot on - mengajar anak sindir menantu sort of thing. But, people like me will only want to wear baju kurung Johor and nothing else.Many of my friends was "stunt" when I told them I dont wish to have it any other way - except the baju Melayu /kurung Johor. My tailor in Batu Pahat (for 30 years) is still alive and standiing. Thus, nothing wrong with my baju kurung and will have it my way. Cina doesnt like it, gua peduli apa.
I wish that's true with women who like to wear skirts and dresses but usually someone will always want to act holier- than- thou in this Msia.
DeleteI don't believe in holier than thou stuff~ just the fact that baju kurang Johor is so refine and culturally correct. Please get hold of late Azah Aziz writing on Baju Kurung Johor. IQRA' and you will be culturally correct when you put on baju Kurung Johor. I am talking about Budaya Melayu Johor kawan~ which I am proud of.
Deleteumno oh umno..... The most sickening thing about Umno is Najib ingat Umno ni bapak dia punya. We are lucky enough that his cousin Hisham is not born retarded. Even being an autistic he can be ex KDN minister that put the nation into A near hura hara situation... And yet now a minister of defence. I really felt that the RAHMAN theory applicable.. Sad sad sad.... Melayu dan Umno Johor dah kena main oleh Najib dan Hisham. Wait and see. Wake up melayu!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave you heard MAHATHIR THEORY starts with muhyidin.
DeleteSome says RAHIM
Annie, Am Glad that you have come to your senses and DECIDE TO BECOME NORMAL AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteMalays are not worth worrying about. Whatever you do for them they'll come back and bite you!
Lucky you can choose between both but must be hard and confusing too..
ReplyDeleteHave you consider for being muslim first?..u can change anytime you want...
Chameleon muslim....sound like pas isnt?
Annie am not a Muslim but will love and respect you just the same. I dont judge people by their religion. Religion is a man made thingy for me.
DeleteReligion is a man made thingy??
DeleteOuch!! May Allah open your heart and give you guidance.
Just spend time Sunday afternoon going window shopping downtown in one of the large Shopping complex. Just an hour or so but the place is filled with one kind of people who are oppressed, marginalized, second class pressured, stifled , treated like second class. These people comes in droves by luxury cars and also Perdana, Golf, Audi Mercedes. Young couples, middle age families, all nicely dressed and looking happy and gay on their faces.They patronize the eaties, the shops and also the sores , some buying some just looking like me
ReplyDeleteThey live in this country that they say oppressed them that deny them their newspapers, their language their schools so much that they don't bother to integrate with the other citizens of the country.
What a horrible and ugly group of people this is!!!
I dont give them a damn.Material wealth is just a distraction. Having money help pays the bill. With all their mercs,BMWs,branded clothings they are very shallow or EMPTY in the inside and worst->UNGRATEFUL. The Universe has a way of coming around with this ungratefulness :) it will catch up on you sooner or later.
DeleteAlso when this people open their mouth....aiya.. makes you wanna run, go far, far away. Sometimes lots of money but NO STYLE - reminds me of that old Hillybillies series in the 60s.
Relax annie ...seorang dua melayu berperangai macam tu u pun dah frust ....just be yourself ...
ReplyDelete?....dexs....
heard the new Johor MB will review property rates..I say dam good Khaled!Plse aslo ask MBJB esp to check on those foodsellers and restaurant that occupies and obstruct the five foot lanes in Tmn pelangie, Tman Sri Tebrau and everywhere.They are swollen headed and a nuisance now.Also the bugger they employ to goe round fore warning vehicle owners of the impending visit by parking attendants.To quickly display the coupon.This is an organized racket, just typical of these yellow skinned, slit eyes people. Everything they want ..typical KIASU Bukit people
ReplyDeleteDear Annie,
ReplyDeleteI do not concur with you action BUT I understand why you did what you did. I do not care whether you are chinese or malay or what you want to wear, I just care about the issues that you raised in this blogs esp. on Malay Unity which I have stressed again and again. I dont know you, but when I came across your blog, it just feels right to spare sometime and pen down my view on the pertinent issues.
Yes, Malays can be stupid sometimes...like those who even consider the single pary issue or those in Pakatan rallies. Mind you, in the latter, they include my sister and I have been trying hard to put some senses to her brain. But then the 'taksub' factor is rather strong. Stronger than her respect and believe in me as the most reasonable sibling of hers. She count on my advise in almost everything from her kids higher education to personal matters. She knows that I am not a member of any political party and my concern is only for all Malays to be united. Its amazing right...you see how Malay like my sister can be quite 'stupid' and confused. Part of me do not blame her as she and many other Malays are just blindsided (or broken hearted) by some aspect of UMNO flaws such as the corruption, incompetent leaders etc. and UMNO until now has not shown a full committment to really clean the house. And Pakatan is 'smart' enough to spread and repeat some lies until it sounds real to them.
In the end, if no one really do something towards Malay Unity, open their eyes and ears, Malaysia is at the losing end, even for Chinese. If Chinese are smart enough, they know it. Malay can be a bit stupid at times, too generous unnecessarily, but when the situation reach certain 'limit', Malays always strike back really hard. But then its often too late for anyone to begin 'reconciliation', etc.
That is why I called for Malay professionals abroad and in Malaysia to come together and start share our views and figure out how to deal with Malay Unity. I know we are blessed with another home beside Malaysia and often too busy for this. But many of us are the 'smart and reasonable ones', so we must do something for our brothers and sisters back in Malaysia.
Get rid of Anwar Ibrahim and Nik Aziz and the malays will be on the way to unity again.
DeleteDear Annie,
ReplyDeleteJust wear your baju kurung and be proud of yourself. Why must you stoop so low as to join those ultra kiasus ? Only the ultra kiasus call Malay as a stupid race and think of themselves as so great and others are stupid.
If you are half chinese, you are still malay. If you are 1 sudu malay blood, you are still malay. Just be proud you are in Malaysia. Elsewhere, if you are half chinese you are chinese!
"Tired of being Malay?"
ReplyDeleteRight. Well, I'd rather go negro than morph into some pale yellow creature with slid eyes boasting about its "superiority" over the Malay culture. People like you are confused. The Chinese aren't intellectually more capable than Malays; they're just cunning and base their "knowledge" on assumptions than factual occurrences/statements. I'm half Arab and Indian, born and raised in Singapore and I have a throng of genuinely compassionate and exceptionally knowledgable peers form the malay community. Pretty sick of people like you trying to make yourselves feel better by putting down such races. Scums
U obviously don't understand what Annie really want to convey. Without being politically correct, indians are sly and know to talk only, while the arabs are nothing but violent.
DeleteMy God! Why the fuck is your comments filled with "patriotic-political" assholes?! Ak org cine. Tension je ak bace mende bodoh2 ni. Da la tu, BN da menang... No point crying over spilled milk la.
ReplyDeleteKorg pro-bangsa x paham agi ke? I don't give a shit of what the chinese, malay, indian dll do or DON'T do... I care of what we MALAYSIANS do. & let's face it, my sweet nation has NO place for retarded assholes like your comment-ers.
Annie, live your live without jackasses telling you wot to do.
The rest of you, go fuck yourselves.