Sunday 17 November 2013

KJ messing up Guan Eng's brain

Went to bed late again last night.

Wanted to write about the wonderful crab dinner under the moonlight that I had, but was too tired to do so before going to sleep.

When I woke up just now, my mood to write about the whole thing had gone.

That's why I always try to write immediately what I had just experienced while it's still fresh in my mind.

I had instead surfed around and found at Helen's Kembar seiras dijumpai setelah 35 tahun berpisah this little cartoon which is actually Khairi Jamaluddin's current twitter profile picture,


I think KJ's choice is part of a really brilliant psychological war strategy against DAP's alpha male Lim Guan Eng.

First he took away Guan Eng's favorite female journalist Regina Lee and made her sit very close to him after allegedly transforming her into that rare few Chinese who love Umno and BN.


That must had caused Guan Eng to pull out quite a lot of his hair in frustration.

A very pretty Chinese young lady who was once a devout DAP Christian, and a favorite among DAP leaders (especially Guan Eng himself) turning into one of those rare few Umno-loving Chinese. That must have indeed been a hard knock on Guan Eng's ego.


Then, knowing now that he has got to Guan Eng's nerves, KJ decided to remind the DAP handsomest boy of another thing which he will never able to do, which is licking a Rainbow lollipop or anything of that sorts.

Thus that cartoon of him licking the Rainbow lollipop.

It's some thing like KJ going " Hey, Guan Eng, I got the pretty girl and now watch me lick this Rainbow thingy, okay. See, I can lick this and that, but you can't...ne ne ne ne ne...."

Well, Guan Eng can try going licking around like KJ, but I believe he knows that he will ends up like this again if he does it,


Now, if that's not going to mess up Guan Eng's brain, I don't know what will.

I think you all agree with me on this, right?

Anyway, that's why I think KJ is the smartest among the top Umno leaders. 

He is the only one who can get back at Umno's enemies in such a brilliant way.

Well, to KJ's haters, that's really not a compliment for him, okay. Because, you all should just look at the quality of the other current top Umno leaders lah. Can?

29 comments:

  1. REMBAU MOST WANTED YAW!!

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  2. Why u so ultra cheeky lah these past few days?

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    1. ........ because Annie wants to get KJ attentions !!

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      Try not to be overly vulgar and I will publish your comments. Thank you.

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  4. Rainbow??...ochh...!! Almost forget abt rainbow until you reminded me.:)
    kakakaka. And Vagina....oppsss, Regina must be the most devoted Umno loyalist and national constitution by now.

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  5. ha ha ha ha ha....

    Really really funny posting. You are so observant. Saw the lollipop but never realize that it is "Rainbow"

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  6. Re. That must had caused Guan Eng to pull out quite a lot of his hair in frustration.

    Mesti IGUANA ENG tangkap nangis dengar lagu "Someone like you" by Adele kan?

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  7. Regina an UMNO loving chinese??

    C'mon Annie, don't make be vomit la!!

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  8. KJ is leading the way for a better society led by a new breed iof liberalised malays. No more second class citizen. All TV news will have subitles of the other races. You can enjoy bak kut teh or rendang tok in the same restaurant. You can have live-in bf or gf, whatever sex you are, without having JAIS knocking your door. You don't have to reveal your race or religion. All political parties wil be multiracial. Malaysia will be a utopia. Way to go KJ.

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    1. re: "Malaysia will be a (liberalized permissive) utopia.Way to go KJ."

      but let's hear the opposing views from a Western liberalized and largely agnostic society ........ :

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui1x88kScAs

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    2. Yea. More Nepotism & Cronyism like in DAP & PKR.
      More corruption & siphoning of rakyat's money like the time when he was in control of 4th. floor.
      Yea. Malaysia Boleh.
      Satuuuuu Malaysia.

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  9. bila pulak KJ dah jadi target Annie utk di bantai ? Arahan dari ayahanda ke pasal si Mukhriz kalah dlm VP contest ? kalau macam tu baik kasi bantai sama H2O yg lembik tu, boleh Annie ?

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  10. sound like how sabah use to be...but if you get a girl pregnant and you runaway from responsibility...they will pugai you...it' mean your dick will stuck in your forehead.

    black magic women

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  11. Wanted to write about the wonderful crab dinner under the moonlight that I had, but was too tired to do so before going to sleep. But listen up here comes the sun ....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cCCg5_J4Ghk

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  12. Red bean macai sudah masuk jarum. Very halus...........

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  13. Regina..UMNO loving DAPChinese? You got to be kidding me Sis.

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  14. re: "First he took away Guan Eng's favorite female journalist Regina Lee and made her sit very close to him after allegedly transforming her into that rare few Chinese who love Umno and BN."

    Among the Soul's Seven Deadly Sins, is "ENVY" :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btBRHtkIAr0&list=PL9509F04D9E26BB0A

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  15. Haha...love reading this blog..first time commenting though. Keep up the good work Annie!

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  16. Email Print 17 November 2013| last updated at 11:35PM
    Fernandes’ QPR face unprecedented punishment



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    UNDER the new Financial Fair Play rules, Queens Park Rangers (QPR), who is owned by Tan Sri Tony Fernandes, is on course to be hit by a record-breaking fine for overspending on dozens of players in a failed battle to stay in the Premier League.
    The Daily Mail reported that QPR could be fined more than £60 million (RM310 million), the biggest in British football history.

    Ironically, it will be imposed because of the amount of money QPR is losing — believed to be a huge £80 million for last season — and will compound their financial troubles.

    Sources familiar with QPR’s financial situation have disclosed that the club will post losses for 2012-13 of about £80 million.

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    1. Why don't Tony asked Najib to call British PM Cameron and demand that this ridiculous fine be selesei, just like normally done in Bolehland?

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    2. Anon 11:07

      I know it is A NO BRAINER to be a DAPster much less a Redbeanie, but please do once a while do use your BRAIN (assuming that you have any) before commenting;

      Re, this ridiculous fine be selesei,

      1. UEFA Financial Fair Play Regulations

      "The UEFA Financial Fair Play Regulations, first agreed in principle in September 2009 by the Financial Control Panel of football’s governing body in Europe (Union of European Football Associations – UEFA), were brought in to prevent professional football clubs spending more than they earn in the pursuit of success and in doing so getting into financial problems which might threaten their long term survival.[1]

      Introduced amid concern at the heavy spending of a number of professional clubs across Europe, it was hoped that the regulations would eventually lead to a more ‘level playing field’ by preventing clubs with very wealthy owners who make substantial cash gifts to their club from gaining an unfair advantage over other clubs who are run on a more sustainable business model, and in so doing encourage lower levels of spending. The FFP Regulations provide for sanctions to be taken against clubs who do not spend within a set budgetary framework over several seasons."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UEFA_Financial_Fair_Play_Regulations

      2. Attacking QPR for spending is like asking a drowning man not to swim

      "So what else were Queens Park Rangers to do? Bottom of the league, the Championship and a financial disaster looming, what was the mysterious plan B that they should have tried?

      Accept your fate? Go quickly and quietly? Kiss your ass goodbye, perhaps? Criticism of Rangers chairman Tony Fernandes for spending big in the transfer window is akin to castigating a drowning man for trying to swim.

      No, it wasn't the most auspicious start on Saturday, and those predicting doom and economic despair for the club will believe their fears justified by a goalless home draw against Norwich City."


      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2272984/Martin-Samuel-Queens-Park-Rangers-right-spend.html

      Re. Why don't Tony asked Najib to call British PM Cameron and demand that this ridiculous fine be selesei, just like normally done in Bolehland?

      Oh you like the Cina DAP always do when they have problem overseas or here in Malaysia where they either go the GOMEN or MCA Public Service for help, yet they run down the GOMEN like nobody business.

      Re. Bolehland?

      Yes this the BOLEHLAND they give your ancestor Jus Soli. Please don't give me that crap of 5000 years civilization of your people, when in reality your ancestors who come here were nobody but Coolie that turn Gangsters in the beginning. Much worst if you are an Indian decent to start with i.e the Pariah.


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    3. Re. Fernandes’ QPR face unprecedented punishment

      That serves him right alright. In Malaysia, he tries to avoid paying anything under the sun if he could get away with it e.g. unclaimed airport tax, fuel surcharge refund, aerobridge among others, yet he charges almost everything on AirAsia.

      1. Airport tax

      "All airport authorities through out the world have imposed airport tax. AirAsia (AA) was the only airline with the ability to owe airport tax to the tune of over RM132 million. When yours truly brought up the issue in Parliament a few years ago, AA finally settled it with a discount of RM25 million as “incentive” by the then Minister of Transport"

      http://weechookeong.com/2013/06/03/airasia-airasia-x-have-not-handed-over-unclaimed-airport-taxes-to-mahb/

      2. Fuel surcharge

      “But our policy on no-refund on the fuel surcharge remains unchanged,''

      http://www.thestar.com.my/story.aspx?file=%2f2007%2f5%2f27%2fnation%2f17848468&sec=nation

      3. Aerobridge

      "NO AEROBRIDGES AT KLIA2 TO CATER FOR AIRASIA’S REQUIREMENT "

      http://www.malaysiaairports.com.my/index.php/latest-news/474

      That is KARMA, what goes around must come around...




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    4. Brits are not that clean lah. Nothing that money cannot buy. Perhaps Tony can get away by "rescuing" another distressed team.

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    5. Tony can always call his friend Richard Branson for help. I'm sure Tony can get away from his. He is a master in getting out of tight situation.

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    6. Anon 17:31

      Re. He is a master in getting out of tight situation.

      And what kind of species that is akin to that characteristic...

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    7. Re. Brits are not that clean lah. Nothing that money cannot buy.

      What is called bribery and corruption among the Malays and Muslims here in Malaysia, are called entertainment expenses by the Cina DAP and the rest of the world...

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  17. Read about the evil plans of Lim Dynasty Of The Darkness here http://thedapinsider.blogspot.com/

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    1. If you're aware of Islamic history, then you would see that the Lim Kit Siang-Lim Guan Eng dynastic saga is a modern re-run of early Islamic history's father-son usurper of the Caliphate, ie. the politically cunning Muawiyah and his inept and evil son Yazid. Let's hope that unlike that ill-fated time for the common man, Malaysia will be rescued by angelic forces from the divisive political factions and selfish leaders with evil designs.

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