Friday, 7 November 2014

When a village idiot thinks he is so handsome

Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad wrote this about Selangor Umno,

UMNO SELANGOR PERLU BERUBAH

It was his comment following what Umno president DS Najib Razak said about Umno in Selangor as quoted by a pro-Pakatan portal,

Najib malu, letih, gesa Umno tawan kembali Selangor 

And this is how Selangor Umno chief DS Noh Omar responded to Dr Mahathir as quoted by the same portal,





“Dia suruh siapa berundur? Umno Selangor tu siapa? Saya hendak komen macam mana kalau tidak ada spesifik. Hendak undur apa? Yang duduk di Umno Selangor itu semua ketua bahagian. Ketua bahagian yang dipilih oleh orang Umno, oleh perhimpunan.
“Hendak kata saya, saya tidak pernah kalah. Majoriti saya meningkat lagi. Siapa yang dimaksudkan secara spesifik?”



“Saya hendak beritahu, kena spesifik. Kita di Selangor terbuka kepada semua orang. Di mana kita sekat jadi ahli?
“Kalau boleh spesifik, ahli Umno mana yang ditolak, kita bolehlah tahu. Setahu kita, kita buka semua,” katanya.

Very garang.

However, this Noh Omar doesn't respond to Najib in such an angry tone.

By right he should have said : "Peduli apa aku engko malu ke, letih ke, Najib. Aku menang apa kat Tanjong Karang. Orang Umno Selangor pun pilih aku jadi ketua. Tak kira la siapa perintah negeri ni. Janji aku masih jadi boss Umno kat sini."

It was like someone who believes that he should be elected as ketua kampung because family members in his house told him that he is very handsome, charming and virile for having two or three wives.

Seriously, just look at Noh Omar's picture above and think whether you want to be led by him.

Do you think the young educated ones want to be led by someone like him?

Honestly, if I'm a voter in Selangor, I will most probably be staying at home watching cartoon on the polling day of next general election.

I don't think I want to waste my time voting in a man such as Noh Omar to be the next chief executive of the State.

Anyway, based on Noh Omar's response to Dr Mahathir, I believe Selangor Umno's fate had been sealed.

There will be no changes. 

The same village idiots will continue to control the party there.

Well, at least Selangorians now have a handsome and well educated MB.


I now believe that Azmin Ali will be a Selangor MB for quite a long time.

44 comments:

  1. Waaaaaaaa, this one is good. I've been waiting for this kind of statements against UMNO Selangor. Been wondering why nobody said much about the stupidity of what'sthename UMNO Selangor so-called leader. MB Selangor crisis, almost nothing heard from him.

    He never knew how to exploit, how to react, how to take advantage of the situation. Even made me wonder whether he was paid by the Opposition to just keep quiet. His photo also show him like a stupid bloke. Wondered why he was appointed UMNO Selangor chief.

    Pity that am gonna be very busy to day and not much time to whack in here. So will try to do so as much as possible now.

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    1. Oh Nuh ! Udah ler buruk, buduh pulak tu. Apa guna majoriti mu naik, jika kau tu pembangkang ! BUDUH !!!!!!

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  2. Yeah, even the solitary Red Bean who lost his way into here has also commented on the stupidity of the village idiot. Called him Noh niamah, whatever that means. This time I have no objection. Noh is as stupid as the Red Bean bugger. They can be in the same camp.

    Woi, Dato Seri Najib, here's another case you have been failing UMNO. Kasi tukar lah itu Noh. You got problems with at least 170 out of 191 Divisions which don't support you on throwing away the Sedition Act. If you allow so many stupid things to go on, people will shout louder and louder for UMNO to replace you.

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  3. Si Noh ni kepala kecik. Otak kecik, sabenarnya. Cakap macam budak kecik. Dia dapat undi lebih dah cukup sebagai Ketua UMNO Selangor, konon. Buruh asing pun tahu itu cakap macam tahi.

    Tak faham faham yang dia lah yang di suruh berundur. Takda sedar bahawa setiap kelemahan akhir nya ada lah tanggung jawab pemimpin. Tak pernah denoor teori of responsibility, chain of command, hara kiri dsb nya. Ini jenis kalau perang, kalah, askar dia di tembak nya, Dia tak salah tak tau planning, strategy, tactic dll nya.

    Hendak orang spesifik kepala hotak dia. Cukup hamsat punya orang.

    Sori le bahasa gua tinggi sikit sekarang, Annie. Penjangak Red Bean yang masuk sini tu punya pasal.

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  4. “Kalau boleh spesifik, ahli Umno mana yang ditolak, kita bolehlah tahu. Setahu kita, kita buka semua,” katanya.

    Dia tak faham, beb. Cukup bangang punya orang. Yang do komplen "di tolak" bukan lah ahli. Yang mohon nak jadi ahli le, bongok.

    Macam ni punya pemikiran, jahanam lah UMNO Selangor. Senang hati lah Pakatoon boleh merintah sellagi Noh niamah ni jadi Ketua. Kamon, DS Najib , gantikan dia. Kalau tak, nanti UMNO gantikan DS.

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  5. Glad that you also think he's stupid just by seeing his photo. What more after reading what he said. But most important of all is after seeing he has not done anything or said anything useful or Pakatoon damning during the recent Selangor MB crisis.

    He probably had been sitting by the varendah in house rubbing his hands waiting for UMNO HQ to do things like getting PAS agree to woork together with UMNO and a few ADUNs to defect so that suddenly he becomes the MB. Shit bloke.

    Change him. Replace him. Get him to be Pengerusi JKKKK of his kampung and nothing more.

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  6. UMNO and PAS Politicians Defend Sisters In Islam Against Fatwa

    Saifuddin, together with Mujahid and Khalid, speaks during a press conference at Kuala Lumpur, today. – The Malaysian Insider pic by The Malaysian Insider pic by Zhafri Azmi, November 6, 2014. - See more at: http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/malaysia/article/pas-reps-defend-sis-says-fatwa-baseless#sthash.FG9u1wX5.dpuf

    Is This the kind of coalition which can win the Hearts - and Votes of Malaysia's Middle Ground?

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    1. They look like the viable middle path for Malaysia.

      One which subscribes to universal values.

      They shine when compared to brainless big mouths from both sides of the political divide.

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  7. '....Seriously, just look at Noh Omar's picture above and think whether you want to be led by him......'

    Of course NOT Annie! Lihat bila dia bercakap, Lidah dia kelihatan pendik!

    Cuma penduduk Tanjung Karang tidak ada pilihan bila Noh Omar dijadikan calon UMNO di situ. Mereka tidak 'berselera' melihat Noh Omar tetapi kerana cintakan UMNO telan juga rasa tidak berselera itu! Hendak mengundi calon PR, lagi tidak ada 'selera' .

    Jadi janganlah syok sendiri. Hendak bandingkan Noh Omar dengan TDM macam langit dengan bumi. TDM nun tinggi di langit dan Noh Omar tersembam di bumi!

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    1. I wouldn't be surprised if BN loses their rural belt seats in Selangor come GE14. Azmin will be on the charm offensive and with the huge amount of reserves in the state's coffers, he can pump in the money to the farmers when election is around the corner.

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    2. Ini semua salah Najib punya crony-style dia lah! Kalau kepala otak sendiri dah letak di lutut dia mahu pilih jenis otak duduk di mana lagi?

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  8. In Selangor, UMNO should just resigned to be a model opposition. Then again, not with Noh Omar brash style....

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  9. Agree with u said word for word

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  10. Dia suruh siapa berundur? Umno Selangor tu siapa? Aduahail Pak Nor ooii,, still cannot understand? DIA SURUH KAU TU FAHAM TA+K, KAU NOH OMAR BERUNDUR. GE 12, GE13 dah K.A.L.A.H.. KAAAA KAAAA KAAAAH LAAHHH LAAAAH!. Aduhai manyek sombong punye olang. Dey, Shah ALam UMNO Bangunkan now milki siapakah SAHAH ALAM? MILIK P.A.S. Tanjung Karang kah kah kah Che Noh oooii.. pi lah bertanding kat SHAH ALAM , ada berani. Muhd Taib pun masuk PAS pasai apa? Satu jari tunjuk 4 jari arah kita. UMNO GE 14 R.I. P. Now, fact is no different Anwar PM or Najib still PM. Ah Gib Gor immulating whats Anwar doing so 2 x 5= 5 x 2. Dua dua sudah rosakkan parti and Dua dua perlukan charisma leadership like Azmin.

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  11. kenapa u benci sangat kepada mrk yang tidak cantik dan segak? berdosa ka jadi manusia yg kurang sempurna?

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    1. Tiada siapa yang benci kepada makhluk ciptaan Allah swt yang serba sempurna. Orang naik benci bila mereka tidak sedarkan diri dan cakap tidak serupa bikin!

      Bencoi pada perangai bukannya tubuh badannya!

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  12. I applaud Nor Omar even though he is a scumbag like all other UMNO chief. Finally one UMNO chief of the riches state, come out to say OPENLY, that UMNO is corrupt!

    And he said that started during Mahathir's time. We all knew that long time ago. But this is the first time UMNO actually admits it.

    And looking at the overall context with state chief fighting with former President and Mahathir openly whacking Najib, UMNO is a sinking ship.

    GE14 we will take Putrajaya. You are right. Azmin is a force to be feared. If we throw all support behind him, he will be the next PM.

    Just watch. He is our Jokowi.

    ABU!! BANGKIT SEMUA. INI KALI LAH.

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    1. Ge 14 we will take putrajaya?.. that statement has been repeatedly told by your KY Jelly leader the 'incorruptible' ( my foot )..Azmin is Jokowi?!..yeah right..with his billions is for him..for you only for the fucking chanting..with 97% chinese voters stick together..and yet UMNO still here..so.. LAIN KALI AJE LAH..huhuhu

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    2. Time will tell.

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  13. Azmin Azmin Azmin! UMNO kasi mati.

    Hahaha.

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    1. Fuiyyoo!!..88 kerusi..tau kira kah?

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  14. Ajib Gor yg pileh Noh Oh Mau sebagai Ketua Amno Selangor. Jadi beliau juga harus memikul beban Amno Selangor ini. Sementara itu, kalau Amno Selangor dah kena tegur diperingkat nasional oleh Mantan Perdana Menteri, apatahlagi Perdana Menteri sendiri, sebagai Ketua Amno Selangor, sepatutnya dia mudah faham sungguh siapa yg dimaksudkan patut bertanggung jawab dan berundur. Tapi masih buat muka tebal dan buat tak faham je? Mengapa? Kena terangkan dalam bahasa jawa ke? Atau otaknya dipenuhi otak udang? Ajib Gor patut pecat je Noh Oh Mau dari jawatan Ketua Amno Selangor ni. Lepas tu baru dia faham kot?

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  15. Sentiment against UMNO is so strong that people are willing to ignore that their new MB loves his cock to be sucked by a hooker.

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    1. He came in from the cold after his party committed coup d'etat on thier own Khalid. BAD KARMA!

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  16. Orang Tg Karang yang pilih dia jadi Ketua Bahagian Dan seterusnya Sebagai Ketua UMNO Selangor.

    Yang kau orang bising pasal apa terutama Mamak Keling dari Kedah? Apa ada kena nan Negeri kau? Anak kau hebat sangat ke?

    Peduli apa orang nak kata. Semua tu jenis Freeloaders yang dengki hasad.

    Siapa yang lembu?

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    1. Bukan tun jer yg bising..ramai lg yg meluat..cuma tun ni aje yg berani cakap pan depan..umno selangor ni bukan BAPAK noh omar yg punyer!!! Ape bole buat lg..dapur da 3..maintenance tinggi..2 kali da ke laut...pun kaki tak pijak di bumi!!

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    2. Bila kuat sangat memuki memang otak pun lembam, in bukan pasal mamak keling, bukan pasal jawa totok, bukan pasal minang dilabuh tapi pasal survival UMNO lah sioollll...

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    3. Bila kuat sangat me- - - i otak pun jadi lembam, ini bukan pasal mamak keling, bukan juga pasal jawa totok, bukan juga pasal minang c- - - k ,bukan pasal bugis l- - - n tapi pasal survival UMNO dan orang Melayu lah siooolllll

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  17. Encik Noh what in heaven, did you study in university? My parents are original UMNO supporters but i'm not your stepping stone to the MB post! Boleh berhujjah baik2 tak? Insaf-lah parti anda dah kalah dua kali pilihan raya.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUdIKdRuYc4

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  18. Cakap macam budak-budak. Sebagai ketua UMNO Selangor, beliau yang bertanggungjawab bila parti kalah dalam GE di negeri Selangor. Bak kata omputeh..."the buck stops here...". Takkanlah dia n bengok sangat tak faham? Orang macam ni Presiden UMNO patut pecat saja...abis citer

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  19. I like Noh Omah. Original UMNO, no preservatives added.

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  20. Jawapan itu sangat berharga...petanda Najib akan kekalkan Noh untuk beberapa penggal lagi biarpun umno selangor dipenggal leher...

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  21. Annie, he is well educated..and his 'oppa jamban style' also well executed!

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  22. Noh ni bodoh ke buat bodoh?
    Your team failed twice
    You head the team
    You still dont understand?...retarded ke apa?

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    1. He is smarter than you, boy. You don't know who is behind him? Think properly la. Why stick his neck out?
      There is a bigger move behind it.

      Who needs to neutralize the old man?

      You are the one who is retarded. Next time if you don't know anything. Just shut the fuck up and go eat some BKT.

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  23. What response did you expect from UMNO, adinda Ms Annie?
    NO stategy "OK, we will continue to defend up to our Ulu enclaves, that is getting tighter for air"
    .. and DS Noh Omar will be quietly eased off by the Supreme Council.


    Systems Thinking:
    This should however not be personal/ not really your fault DS Noh. The shouts of pain from everyone
    ( grudgingly, at last from the No 1 himself )
    is proof, that everyone is a victim.. in a system:

    "When placed in the same system, people however different, tend to produce similar results,".

    -- Peter Senge, MIT systems scientist.
    ( Journal of Business Strategy's "Strategist of the Century" ).


    What YAB Tun Dr M is suggesting is to find better politicians than PRs
    to win GE-15!


    Gen-Y idealism:
    Sure, filter through the list of young NGO leaders- yes, those named running soup kitchens and providing free English tuition, etc young Drs (CheDet!!)

    Not for GE-14 but for GE-15, UMNO should have a sizeable list to work with/ to:
    1. provide them counselling and support, for their critical mid-career growth/ mid-family years.
    2. give $ support/ grants for their NGO projects.
    3. shelter them from 'warlords'.
    ( vs yes.. kick them out quickly, if they get big headed ).

    YB Khairy to scour for this new breed of politicians?
    Maybe, and it has to have full $, social facilitators and DS M Najibs full commitment.. and in sya-Allah time.


    Haji M Zin.
    Alor Gajah DPH

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  24. Sorry but he looks like wak jual tempeh..or
    maybe the waks are better looking than him.

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  25. as TDM commented.. Selangor politics is all about the $$$... doesn't matter who's the big boss... so many smaller chinese boss controlling this state! legal and illegal stuff... e.g. Computer casino gambling.. now is a franchise in the klang valley.. you take out cash about $60,000... they will find you a shop.. install necessary equipments... lo behold... profit minimum $30000 a month... just shake leg at home.. when your employee get arrested.. they will bail them out for you (but usually before the raid.. you will get a call)

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    1. Nobody ask you to go and gamble what. Isn't gambling haram for you pigs? Then if it's got nothing to do with you, then what you complaining?

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  26. Melayu hantam melayu. Bagus!!!!
    Mahathir finally meets a thug at a dead end street who doesn't give a shit about his stupid 22 years of crony legacy.
    This is fucking karma, man.

    I've been waiting for year for someone inside UMNO to fuck the old man in public.

    And you can't accuse Noh Omar of liwating. That would be too funny.

    Shit man, I can't stop laughing.

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
    AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

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    1. what are you talking??

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      laughing is the best thing you can do..underestimate malay politics..let the chinese have the dream ( and laugh )..we'll see who have last laugh!!

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  27. Want to take back Selangor?

    Can. Just declare marshall law and take back la.

    Another way also can. Ask Zahid the pirate to declare that Election Commission is a threat to national security and will be incorporated into the Home Ministry.

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    1. oohhh... thats great ..marshall law..and then the population of 23% can become 3%..wow..i like

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