Guan Eng as finance minister again???

This is the best joke so far this year,

Mahathir and Anwar speak as one

excerpts;

“We are now old, we do not have a lot of time. But the fighting spirit still burns in the souls of young people who dream of reform. The time has come for us to rise up again and to continue to return the mandate of the people to the right party, ” they said.

I laughed quite a bit reading it.

Rise again?

Eh, enough la. How many times they want to do that?

People just want to survive this Covid-19 crisis and its economic fallout, okay.

I honestly didn't care much about Muhyiddin and the gang at the start of it all but they seemed to be doing quite well so far.

So, let them continue with the job lah.

Things will be tougher in the months to come as the country try to recover from the crisis, especially repairing the economy.

We really don't need another Dr Mahathir-Anwar tango to mess up the country further.

Remember the last days of the Pakatan Harapan government when they were playing their stupid Game of Throne?

Just imagine that with the Covid-19 crisis on top of it.

Malaysians gave Pakatan power in GE14 and after only 22 months they screwed it up royally among themselves.

And now they want another go at it. Yup, the very same people who screwed it up just less than three months ago.

In the midst of Covid-19 crisis they want us to endure them some more....why la????

And just imagine if they get back in power.....

Ya, you all are going to get that again as your finance minister to handle the country's post-Covid-19 economy.

You mau dia jual asset negara lagi ka?

Urghhh.....accountant konon. Tipu saja.

I was so glad that they were no longer in charge when Covid-19 hit us that day.

Otherwise, I can't imagine the mess.

Anyway, these are good stuff that my best friend from Kuantan forwarded to me last night,

By Najib Razak 

Pegawai Kit Siang tak cerita betul betul ni. 

 Macam ini cerita sebenarnya.... 

PH sewa rumah untuk 5 tahun. 

Tinggal satu keluarga, PH kotorkan rumah. 

Sofa ditanggal, lantai tak cuci. 

Siling pun bocor. 

Seluruh rumah bau hancing. 

Bila tak cuci, berpusu-pusulah kuman dan virus. 

Barang-barang yang ada dalam rumah pun dijual macam harta sendiri. 

Bukan tu jek, bil air bil api semua tak berbayar. 

Tambah hutang. 

Siang malam bergaduh buat kecoh dalam rumah. 

Jiran-jiran pun bingit, setiap hari tanya bila mereka ni semua nak pindah keluar. 

Selepas 22 bulan, ketua keluarga kata kepada tuan rumah dia dah tak nak duduk situ dah. 

Dia pun angkat kaki. 

Ketua keluarga keluar, ahli keluarga lain terpinga-pinga dan tuan rumah pun tendanglah mereka keluar. 

Tuan rumah pun batalkan perjanjian sewa. 

Lalu buat interview cari penyewa baru. 

Setelah seminggu puas mencari, penyewa baru pindah masuk rumah dan mula basuh dan baiki rumah yang tunggang langgang dek penyewa lama siap dua kali dijalankan proses penyahkuman. 

BIla dah kena tendang keluar, barulah PH nak kata menyesal, berkokok siang dan malam. 

Tiap-tiap hari duduk luar pagar rumah, tekan loceng, ketuk pintu dan merayu masuk balik ke rumah.

Say what you want about Najib, but the guy is at the moment the best at explaining these sort of things.